I've thought of some names [for our new band].
Oh. Uh, yeah, great.
OK. Trash Baby.
Too American.
Leitmotif.
Too pretentious.
The Time Bandits.
That makes us sound like dwarves.
Mulberry Wine.
That makes us sound like fellwalkers.
Corporate Cannibal.
Just rubbish.
High Jinx? Jinx with an x.
Again: rubbish.
Fiddler's Shilling.
Too medieval.
Kingsley and Oregon.
Derivative.
The Black Ponies.
No Thes.
Black Ponies.
No colours.
Ponies.
And no animals.
Sure, I don't think this is going to work out.
Oh, come on, don't be so precious.
