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Frasier · Season 9, Episode 12

“Mother Load (1)” quotes from Frasier

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“Mother Load (1)” · Season 9, Episode 12

In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Niles Crane (1)

[Frasier has successfully argued a motion forcing Cam Winston to park his Hummer in the sub-basement, citing pollution concerns.]

CWCam Winston

Listen, Crane, you may have bamboozled the condo board, but we both know you just want more room to swing your fat ass into that BMW!

CCam

You do your share of polluting with that substitute for masculinity you're driving.

If mine's a substitute for masculinity, then what is yours?

CCam

Bigger!

This land is rich with snow- covered mountains, sun-kissed beaches, wild untamed rivers and a, a warm loving people ready to embrace you. Immerse yourself in the spectacle and the grandeur that are these United States, this America! (a large American flag drapes over his window)

How did you do that?

[enraged] Cam Winston!

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