Excuse me. I'm looking for Frasier Crane. They told me he'd be here.
Lilith, it's me. Roz Doyle.
Oh, yes, it's Frasier's fun-loving assistant...(notices she is pregnant) who's apparently had too much fun... loving.
“Room Service” · Season 5, Episode 15
In this episode: Niles Crane (3), Lilith Sternin (3), Frasier Crane (1), Roz Doyle (1)
[Lilith's husband has left her for their male contractor.]
It's ironic, isn't it? No sooner do I get the closet of my dreams than my husband comes out of it.
Speaking of buns I could do without, Lilith is back.
Oh, so that explains why blood was pouring from all my faucets this morning.
Go easy on her. Her husband has left her, and get this...for a man!
Damn! I owe Dad five dollars!
Niles and Lilith wake up in Lilith's hotel room bed next to each other
My God! What did we do? What did we do?
Well, first you put your...
I know what we did! What do we do now?!
Let's just stay calm. These things happen, they happen every day... (losing it) every day in Arkansas! Frasier is going to kill us! Oh, why did you have to look so damned bewitching all evening?
Why did you have to drive me home and walk me to my door?
Oh, there's no point pointing fingers. We both know why this happened; last night was simply two wounded people overcome with loneliness, confusion and...
Tequila shooters.
(moaning) Mmm-hmm.
(A knock on the door)
(whispering) Who's that?!
Don't panic, no one knows we're here.
I told Frasier I was driving you home.
(panicked, whispering) Why did you do a stupid thing like that?!
Well, it wasn't stupid at the time! How did I know the minute we got in this room you'd be on me like a hawk on a titmouse!
While Frasier waits in the hotel room, Lilith stealthily informs Niles, who is hiding in the en-suite, of his brother's amorous intentions
Does the man have no scruples? He specifically asked me last night to keep him away from you. But the minute my back is turned he sneaks back here and...(catches Lilith's eye) yes, I'm aware of the irony.
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