Maris is ruthless in her pursuit of a divorce settlement
When we were courting, I sent her a Valentine that said: "You're the girl my heart adores, everything I have is yours". Now they're calling it a pre-nup.
“The Ski Lodge” · Season 5, Episode 14
In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Niles Crane (2)
Frasier finds Guy waiting in Niles' bed for him to return
GGuy
You are not the Crane I want!
You're not even the sex I want!
about Annie
I grant you, she's comely, but don't you find her a tad - what would the polite euphemism be - stupid?
Niles, she's just unschooled, like Eliza Doolittle. Find her the right Henry Higgins, she'll be ready for a ball in no time.
Leave it to you to put the "pig" back in Pygmalion.
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