Oh, I've got another note here. "Dissing" — does that make any sense to you?
Bret dissed a lot of people in that rap thing that he did.
Who were these people you were dissing? The only one I could make out was Snoopy! What's your problem with him?
Yeah, I know he's a dog, Bret. I'm not totally in the dark ages. I do go out every once in a while. But, Snoopy's lovable! Leave him alone.
No, he's a rapper. They're all rappers. I was dissing rappers.
Well, just keep your dissing private, okay?
[about her hideous painting of Jemaine] You should hang it on your wall so you can see how big and powerful you are, like Ra - the sun god Ra. You're like a pharaoh.
I'm not as muscly as that.
D Doug
Yeah, that's what I said.
Bret?... Bret? ... Bret?... Bret!
[Bret wakes with a start and sits bolt upright, hands ready to karate chop someone]
Please don't chop off my penis!
JB Johnny Boy
Did that nosebleed put you up to this? [Jemaine cringes] I'll wring his scrawny neck!
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