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Flight of the Conchords · Season 2, Episode 3

“The Tough Brets” quotes from Flight of the Conchords

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“The Tough Brets” · Season 2, Episode 3

In this episode: Jemaine (3), Bret (2), Murray Hewitt (1), Mel (1)

Oh, I've got another note here. "Dissing" — does that make any sense to you?

Bret dissed a lot of people in that rap thing that he did.

Who were these people you were dissing? The only one I could make out was Snoopy! What's your problem with him?

No, Snoop Dogg.

Yeah, I know he's a dog, Bret. I'm not totally in the dark ages. I do go out every once in a while. But, Snoopy's lovable! Leave him alone.

No, he's a rapper. They're all rappers. I was dissing rappers.

Well, just keep your dissing private, okay?

[about her hideous painting of Jemaine] You should hang it on your wall so you can see how big and powerful you are, like Ra - the sun god Ra. You're like a pharaoh.

I'm not as muscly as that.

DDoug

Yeah, that's what I said.

Be quiet, Doug!

Yeah, be quiet, Doug.

Bret?... Bret?... Bret?... Bret!

[Bret wakes with a start and sits bolt upright, hands ready to karate chop someone]

Please don't chop off my penis!

JBJohnny Boy

Did that nosebleed put you up to this? [Jemaine cringes] I'll wring his scrawny neck!

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