[Leans over to look at Bret's cup] What's that?
Yeah. I got a new cup. Do you like it?
I know, we've got one cup. We needed two cups.
Why would we need two cups?
So I can have a cup of tea at the same time as you.
Bret, do you even pay any attention to the cup roster?
Your cup roster? That means I can't drink a cup of tea between seven and nine P.M.
Well, I have it until nine o'clock and then you get it for two hours. Then I use it from eleven 'till one... Then you use it from one 'till three—
I know, but I have to wait until one if I want another cup.
...And then we give the cup a rest.
Yeah, I thought that was quite good.
[sighs] Okay, well, I just need a second to calm down.
...Well that's alright, isn't it?
[One Month Later]
Our check for the phone bill bounced. Says here, in our bank statement, that our account was short... By $2... and 79 cents... How much was that cup again?
[smugly] Oh? That's quite interesting, isn't it? ...Well, because our check bounced we got charged a $30 overdraft fee. Which made our gas bill bounce.
Yes, but the point is because of your $2.79 spending spree, we now owe $60, and our phone and gas are gonna be cut off.
[sarcastically] Interesting.
[All of the lights go out]
Ah. We got a letter from the electricity company.
Bret, you should have a guitar.
I sold it to pay the bills.
You can't go on like that! Won't it sound weird with just the big guitar that Jemaine plays?
Bass. It's called a bass guitar.
Well, I call it the '"Dad guitar" 'cause it's more like [deep voice] "Da da da da - I'm your Dad. Hey Murray, get into the shed and get the mower and do the lawns - de de de." You need Bret's "Mum guitar" to add the beautiful tones. [high voice] "Come on, darling, Murray's okay. Why you get home so late, Gordon?" [deep voice] "I was just havin' a few beers."
It won't sound fine, Bret, you've got no guitar! [Bret plays his air guitar] I can hardly hear it! You'd have to be deaf to hear that.
[Murray has told the band that their lack of a guitar has given them bad reviews]
Can we use the emergency band funds to get my guitar back?
Well that's... Actually tied up in an investment at the moment.
It's a friend of mine from Nigeria, Nigel Soladu.
When did you go to Nigeria?
Well, I didn't go. That's the best bit, Jemaine. He just randomly sent me an internet letter, offering me a business opportunity. And I went with it. In a few days time, he'll return the money I invested, plus 1000% interest [Bret and Jemaine shake their heads in disbelief] and a share in his family fortunes.
[Outraged] It is not a scam! Why would someone want to scam me, Jemaine!? And on the internet service, one of the trusted... things of today's society!
[Brett has informed Murray that Jemaine is prostituting himself. A middle-aged African gentleman in a suit, who has been sitting quietly behind Murray the the entire time, tuts disapprovingly]
Jemaine shouldn't be doing this.
MMan
Indeed, he should not.
Well... [to Murray] Murray, who's... who's this guy?
Oh, this is Nigel Soladu. He's my new business partner.
[Surprised] From the internet?
Yes! Can you imagine it? Out of the hundreds of people using he internet, only I was willing to help him.
Oh, you're like a samurai, like a massage samurai.
Oh I feel like I've hired a gigolo. Haha! I'm just kidding I would never hire— I mean I would. [turns to jemaine] I would, I would pay you so much money... That's not who I am, that's not what I'm about. Heh, I'm joking. I'm not. I am. I'm not.
