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Flight of the Conchords · Season 2, Episode 3

Jemaine and Bret in “The Tough Brets”

Bret?... Bret?... Bret?... Bret!

[Bret wakes with a start and sits bolt upright, hands ready to karate chop someone]

Please don't chop off my penis!

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