Flight of the Conchords · Season 2, Episode 1
“A Good Opportunity” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Bret (3), Jemaine (2), Murray Hewitt (1)
Women love weaving, they love to weave.
No, weaving is a man's game.
Bret, you put a woman in front of weaving machine and just watch her go.
No, honestly, my Dad weaves, my grandfather was a weaver... I come from a family of weavers.
I've never seen a man weave.
I love weaving. I'm weaving at the moment, making a pair of trousers.
Bret, could you get a pencil out of my stationery cabinet, please?
Where's that?
Just the glove box.
It's ringing.
Oh, no, not me. I'm a pushover.
No.
I'll just agree to everything.
You're good. It's ringing.
[[Jemaine shoots Bret a dirty look and answers the phone]
Hello? Yes, I'm calling on behalf of my band... Uh, there's two of us... Non-smoking... Cool, yeah... Um... Yeah, 8:30's fine... [to Bret] Herbert... 8:30... [to the phone] Thank you, yes, I'm looking forward to it. Thank you.
Sweet.
No, I just made a reservation for two at 8:30. You should call, I think.
[[Bret dials the phone]
[to Jemaine] No-one can understand me. [to the person over the phone] Hi, I'm wondering if you have any gigs available?... Wondering if you have any gigs available?... Gigs. Gigs. For a band?... Yeah... A band. We're a band. A band?... Yeah. Uh... A- a bowl of tuna salad?... Great, okay, um... it's Bret. B... [He pronounces "r" as "ah"] R... R... R... R!... R!!!...
[quietly] There's too many "r" s...
R- Ah-rr... E-T. Yes... That's... OK, that's good.
[quietly] And Jemaine...
Yes, Jemaine is the other guy. Jemaine. Jemaine. Ah, don't- don't worry, just- just use my name... You'll meet him tonight.
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