[Murray has told the band that their lack of a guitar has given them bad reviews]
Can we use the emergency band funds to get my guitar back?
Well that's... Actually tied up in an investment at the moment.
What's this investment?
It's a friend of mine from Nigeria, Nigel Soladu.
When did you go to Nigeria?
Well, I didn't go. That's the best bit, Jemaine. He just randomly sent me an internet letter, offering me a business opportunity. And I went with it. In a few days time, he'll return the money I invested, plus 1000% interest [Bret and Jemaine shake their heads in disbelief] and a share in his family fortunes.
It's a scam.
[Outraged] It is not a scam! Why would someone want to scam me, Jemaine!? And on the internet service, one of the trusted... things of today's society!
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