A character in Flight of the Conchords
Played by Rhys Darby
Flight of the Conchords · 53 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Flight of the Conchords: in 17 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Bret (14), Jemaine (10)
[Strong Aussie accent] Mum says I sound like Marilyn Monroe.
Murray[To Bret] Did you catch that?
What? Are you deaf? Marilyn Monroe.
MurrayOh, Marilyn Monroe.
Yeah.
What about her?
I talk like her now!
She sounds like her.
MurrayYeah, she does a bit.
[annoyed] I talk like her now...
MurrayYeah, I suppose if you squint your ears...
MurrayWe've still got the barbecue to look forward to.
Yeah, I was thinking about that, Murray; a barbecue's a little bit old-fashioned, don't you think? What about a fondue party instead?
MurrayYes!
Yes, I mean I've got the cheese covered. [pulls single block of cheese from suitcase]
MurrayNice.
What could you bring, Murray, the salads perhaps?
MurrayDefinitely.
Bret, what can you bring?
I could make half a dozen croutons.
Half a dozen, do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?
Nine hundred.
MurrayThey'd have to be very small, almost like crumbs.
Nine hundred, I think that's too many; try and split the difference, try and come down from nine hundred but up from six or seven.
I could probably make fifty croutons if you like.
Excellent, excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.
MurrayAlright, [makes note in pad] Bret's shown promise.
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