Badger quotes from Firefly

Badger

Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle. I've got my hands on a couple.

Badger

Of invites!

Badger

You think you're better than other people!

Mal

Just the ones I'm better than.

Badger

Who's that, then? Here, look at me. What's your story, love?

Simon

She's just a... just a passenger.

Badger

Yeah? Why ain't she talkin'? Got a secret?

Simon

No, I'm—

River

[suddenly speaking in Badger's own Cockney accent] Sure. I got a secret. More'n one. Don't seem like I'd tell 'em to you, now, do it? Anyone off Dyton colony knows better'n to talk to strangers. [pokes Badger in the chest] You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Skipped off home early. Minor grift jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. And you're what? A petty thief with delusions o' standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.

Badger

Nice to see someone from the old homestead.

River

Not really. [to Simon] Call me if anyone interesting shows up. [Leaves]

Badger

[grinning] I like her.