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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[In a flashback to when Avocato first met the Lord Commander]

Tell me, Avocato - do you have a family?

I used to. A boy.

Is that what you fight for?

I fight for Ventrexia.

Tell me, what is so special about Ventrexia? It sends its people to fight a thousand-year war, for what?!

I don't know anymore.

So then they have you kill for no reason?

I kill because I—

[snarling] You kill because you're good at it.

[ashamed] You're right.

I know I'm right! And now I'm gonna give you the greatest gift anyone has ever given you. I am gonna change you from the butcher you are into a master, by giving you a cause! What if, together, we could create a universe where death could no longer be found?!

Does that even exist?

With your help, it can. I've heard the cries of this galaxy. They yearn for a savior, and with you as my number two, I will finally reveal myself to them! There will be those who resist, which is why I need you. Ventrexians are the fiercest warriors in the galaxy, and you, Avocato, are the fiercest of them all!

Where do we begin?

Give me Ventrexia. I WANT THE BODIES OF THE KING AND QUEEN!

TQTribore and Quatronostro

*shopping in hidden civilization market*

(annoyed) Leave it to a market in Final Space to sell a crocheted sweater. Is this peach? Because it better not be fuchsia!

MMerchant

We are in great danger, outlander! Our enemies draw closer with each passing moment. Our people live in fear. Help us, please!

Shut the hell up. You don't know what danger is, until you've read my customer satisfaction survey.

Avocato, what's the status on those, uh, engines, bro?

Working on it!

Alright. We need it A.S.A.P.P. !

We are T minus 7 from catastrophic impact.

I already said A.S.A.P.P.P. Alright? How many PP's do ya need?!

Gary is no hero his father was. He will be the death of everything [a Bolo steps in]: Oh, he doesn't mean that. The stars will fall dark because of you [another Bolo intervenes]: That's rude. He will silence everything and everyone

the tone of these is beginning to change, quite a bit.

What the hell are upipiums? Scuba divers do it underwater! My summer house is a dodecagon. I am not your hypotenuse to triangulate.

Reclaim your dignity! And reclaim your freedom! And as always, remember, you don't have to floss all of your teeth. Just the ones you wanna keep.

[clapping] Strong freakin' finish, Tribore. Strong freakin' finish, man.

[talking to the crew] I know I don't always appreciate all of you, as much as I should. But to be fair, you've given me prescious little to work with...

Okay, so long.

Gary': That's it? I was kinda hoping that was going to end with a compliment.

Look to the Titan's wiener.

I'm not-

What?

No!

I'm not looking to the Titan's- [gets interupted by Tribore]

If it points North, I will be South. If it glitters in the West-

I'M NOT looking at a glittery Titan's wiener, alright?!

QQuin

Avocato, what excatly are you going to do?

What I do best...

Kill things

To death

Really hard.

The way you said that was awesome. I felt it. I did. I got chills. Look! Goose pimples, okay. But whatever you said made absolutely no sense. Look, we gotta do this together.

QQuin

No more leaving people behind. This time, we do things right.

War isn't about who's right, it's about who's left.

That is a tattoo right there!

QQuin

My mother used to say, "Salvation can arrive in a blink of an eye."

Yeah, well it's not working.

[Bolo arrives]

[Ash has used her powers to remove Invictus from a zombie Gary

[to the zombie Gary] Who are you?

ZGZombie Gary

[weakly] Gary... Goodspeed.

How did you get here?

ZGZombie Gary

I closed the breach. And then I found myself drowning... in an ocean of space. [coughs] I died...

And the other Garys?

ZGZombie Gary

The same! Every timeline flew us into Final Space! [chokes] Every one of us sacrificed their lives.

Except me...

ZGZombie Gary

[to Quinn] Quinn... I've... I've been trapped here... for so long. And you never... came for me.

[exchanges looks with the others and then sighs] I'm sorry.

ZGZombie Gary

[struggling to breathe] But... but you're here now. You didn't give up on me.

[smiling] And I never will.

BBiskit

There are two letters that separate impossible from possible.

Please don't say I am.

BBiskit

And those two letters spell I am!

[Seeing Invictus in its prison for the first time]

Twist. My nipples. Raw!

[As punishment for betraying Invictus, the Lord Commander is encased in a crystal cube just like Bolo's]

I WANT YOU TO ROT AWAY FOR AN ETERNITY!

[Invictus leaves, and the Lord Commander screams helplessly]

[Invictus, free of its prison, emerges from Final Space]

My God... What have we done...?

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