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S1 E15Unfinished Business

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The outcome was never in our favor, Gary.

Cut it to me straight, H.U.E. What are my chances of getting out of this mess?

In your current state, you will pass the point of recovery in 10 minutes. You are also leaking O2, Gary.

Huh, look at that. They went with green for a red alert. I mean, I would have went with red, a periwinkle. Heck, I mean, even eggnog. I don't even know if that's a color, but, oh, good Lord, now I just want eggnog.

The rate of the leak will render you lifeless in nine minutes.

You are really buttering me up with fantastic news.

I'm afraid, Gary, there is no foreseeable outcome where you survive.

These tickets suck -- right in the nosebleeds.

The less H.U.E. -- who, between us, is a bit of a dick -- knows about you, the better. [puts Mooncake on the shelf] Okay, let's get you in here. You ready? [closes the door on Mooncake]

Chookity! Chookity, chookity!

Please close. Okay, it's not fitting. It's not working. [moves Mooncake under the matress] I hide there sometimes. I'm like a mattress ghost. Don't tell anyone. Oh, perfect! Per-- no, it's not perfect. That sucks. Why does that suck so hard?! Okay, how about this? [puts underwear on Mooncake's head] Sometimes I hide -- I like to hide from myself by putting underwear on the circumference of my head. How about that? How's it fit?

Chookity.

Perfect!

[Gary recording 'captains' log for Quinn]

...but Avocato is one great card player.

[Avocato spits out the cards he had stuffed in his mouth]

Any more cards and I will shoot myself.

I'm gonna shoot you, if you don't play cards!

I'll let you shoot me.

Um, oh- real- Well, then I'm gonna shoot myself!

What! Why?!

Frickin' figure it out. Figure it out.

GAGreen Alien

I love Mommy more!

BABlue Alien

No, I love Mommy more!

Okay, just, uh -- stop -- keep -- stop tugging too hard, babies.

[they grab on until they scream]

DDavid

Melanie?! Oh, God!

So you probably have a few questions.

DDavid

Get out of here, you maniac!

[David starts to cry]

[Gary and Avocato are falling down Tera Con Prime]

We're falling! Oh, my gosh!

GAGary and Avocato

Wahhh! [they bump into a window]

Oh, my God, David, kids! It's me, your mother! [the aliens scream] No, my arm! I forgot my arm back up there! [the lasers start to shoot] This is no good! H. U. E, pick up, pick up! [the doors close] Are those what I think they are?

Viper turrets.

Okay, that's not good. That's not good! Quick, hug me.

Hug you?

Hug a friend!

What?

Hug me! Oh, we're hugging!

[Gary and Avocato hug each other as they fall out the exit]

[the cookies started to come out]

Aaah! Why am I the only one covered in cookies? You have no cookies!

Gary, de-think the cookies!

Not sure that's possible. I'm a very creative guy. Like, wouldn't it be cool if they had, like, laser eyes? [the cookies started to shoot] Run! [he and Avocato start to run] Oh, my God!

Think of something else! Anything else!

What, like tridents?

No! No!

Yeah! Yes!

No! Not like tridents! [he jumps]

I'm thinking about little trident-wielding laser-shooting death cookies! I'm thinking of nothing, nothing, nothing. Oh! Whoa! Oh! Oh, my gosh.

CMr. Cookie

I'm going to eat your eyes out.

CMrs. Cookie

And pee in your sockets!

CMr. Cookie

You're never going to leave this place.

[sees a cookie running] Why is that one cookie lone-wolfing it across the edge? Oh! He's leaping! Whoa! He's like an angel! Oh, my God

CMr. Cookie

I'm going to kill you!

It's stabbing my eyes! [he and Avocato fall]

Hi, Gary.

Quinn? It's been a long time.

Come here. I missed you.

Is it really you?

Closer.

Get off me! It's part of the trap.

Gary, don't listen to him.

You need to trust me. She isn't real.

Are we going home, dad?

Trust me, buddy. We both need to wake up.

I don't want to wake up.

Then you're really not going to want this. [Avocato punches Gary in the face, the pieces start to crack]

[KVN swooping down in Galaxy 1 for Gary to board]

I'm here to save you, Gary! The day is saved.

Freaking KVN! I hate you so much! I truly can't wait for the day you die! No one will be sad. There will only be happiness!

Nice work. I need to commandeer your ship. I have a class-three priority.

Quinn, you look every bit as spicy as the last time I saw you.

Great, and you are again?

Oh-ho-ho! How I've missed your razor-sharp wit.

No, seriously, I have no idea who you are.

Really?

You resemble no one I know, so, yeah, really.

Seriously?

Seriously.

Oh, dear Lord, you're suffering from amnesia!

I'm suffering from an emergency that's going to destroy Earth.

[laughs] Quinn, you really expect me to believe you don't know who I am? Hold on. I know how to fix this. This is the real raw Gary.

[laughs] That didn't fix it, whoever you are.

What a dagger to the heart. I'm the guy who, for the past five years, has been sending daily documentaries to the woman who has no idea who I am!

Wow, that sucks. I never got any of them. Now, if you could just show me where the bridge is It's all good.

Life, you know? [walks away]

Hmm, cute guy, but issues, definite issues.

[Gary rewinds to his flashback as a kid]

JJohn

How's my boy doing?

KGKid Gary

Great.

Dad? [puts his hand on his dad] That's unsettling.

WWoman

The new Imperium T-3 Cruiser will bridge us to the next galaxy, and the countdown has begun.

JJohn

Hey, you want to watch the launch outside?

KGKid Gary

You bet! [hops on his dad]

Dad!

JJohn

Keep your eyes open. It'll be taking off right over there.

KGKid Gary

One day, I'm gonna do that.

JJohn

You are, huh?

KGKid Gary

Yeah, I'm gonna have a whole bunch of adventures.

JJohn

A whole bunch?

KGKid Gary

Bunches and bunches.

Why are you showing this to me? Answer me, you drug-dealer caterpillar! [time files] I remember this.

[kid Gary is sitting at his treehouse and his father comes]

JJohn

Son.

KGKid Gary

I could come with you.

JJohn

There's nothing more in the world that I would want, but not this time, little buddy. I have to do this one alone. You won't understand, but know that I'm doing this for you. Can you make me a promise?

KGKid Gary

Yeah.

JJohn

Promise me you'll have your own adventures.

KGKid Gary

I will.

JJohn

Bunches and bunches. Here, this fellow will look after you while I'm gone. [gives his pet to him]

KGKid Gary

What's his name?

JJohn

Mooncake.

Avocato and I will scout on foot. The rest of you stay back and repair the ship. Come on, Avocato, let's go.

[tries to catch up] What?! If I could pour a tall glass of truth-juice for you real quick, Quinn, I am not feeling the trust.

I only trust three people in this world my dog, my sister, and every single member of the Infinity Guard.

You're insane, my lady. The Infinity Guard tried to kidnap you. And they tried to take over the Galaxy One. And dogs aren't even people.

I have no reason to trust any of you, so I'm going with the guy literally covered in guns. [she and Avocato leave]

Let me give you some advice, buddy.

Yes.

If you want Quinn to trust you, you gotta step up and show her you can lead. Make direct eye contact, then don't let go until you kiss her soul with your eyelashes. Like this. [swipes eyes] Too much, or just enough?

Oh, my wow. Oh, my wow! It's glorious!

Yeah. So you got it?

I got it. It's done. Done and done.

Are you sure to do this? There's a 99% chance that this is a trap.

Traps are just open casting calls for heroes. Plus, you already tied up Quinn, so there's no real rebound after that.

You're a good friend.

I would've gone with great. But whatever. I'll take good.

What is happening

I think we're about to hug.

Should we?

The siren's call is beckoning us to embrace. We shan't ignore her. [he hugs Avocato] Hell, yeah.

Thanks, bud. Needed that.

Let's get your boy back.

[comes in and laughs] Chookity!

Mooncake, we're gonna need rich sacks of back up. We're goin' down to the Lord Commander's prison colony. It's dangerous! It's life-threatening! We're probably gonna die. I You got my back, little buddy?

Chookity!

I didn't really sell that very well, did I? Crap! So no back up. Just two hombres with a dream, let's do this.

[before Avocato's death]

As excited as I am about today, I'm even more excited for tomorrow.

Yeah.

[gasps] No!

No.

Take care of my boy.

No! D-Dad! [Little Cato tries to go after his dad but Gary stops him.]

[the area explodes and Avocato's dies]

Avocato? It's been three days since you died. I have to say I'm I'm struggling here, man. You said to look after your boy, and I can barely look after myself. I really think you picked the wrong guy. Granted, there wasn't a big pool to pick from, but I guess what I'm trying to say is I miss you, friend. What do you think I should do? I mean, I-I I need a sign, man. You know, maybe rattle some glasses if I should give him some space or flicker the lights. You know, just a little flicker if I should try harder. Any ghost-related stuff at all would be great. Or nothing. Nothing works, too.

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