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Family Guy · Season 12

Stewie, Lois and others in “Life of Brian”

[sees a car speeding straight for Brian] Brian, look out! [the car runs over Brian, breaking the hockey stick, and the toy net in the process] Aah, Brian! [runs to him]

[runs out of the house with Peter, Chris, and Meg and saw Brian hurt] Oh, my God! [runs to him] Brian! Brian, can you hear me?!

Holy crap! What the hell happened?!

SSquirrel

[runs to Brian, kicks his head, and spits] That guy sucked! [runs away, cuts to Quahog Vet]

Mom, is Brian gonna be okay?

I don’t know, Meg. But this is the best veterinary in Quahog. Brian’s getting the fine care there is.

You have to share an ambulance with a chicken.

[to Chicken] Hey, Um, aren't you supposed to be running around?

CChicken

[to Peter] Don't talk to me. You have a bad reputation in the chicken community.

Doctor, how is Brian? Is he gonna be okay?

VVeterinarian

[sadly] I'm so sorry, Mrs. Griffin, but Brian's injuries are just too severe for us to save him. I don't know how much longer he has, but I suggest that you all go in and say your good-byes. [The Griffin family are shocked in horror to the Veterinarian, they walk to Brian’s deathbed]

[tearfully] Oh, my God! Brian, no!

[tearfully] I can't believe it. Y-You're really...

[tearfully] Damn it, Brian, you can't die! We were gonna do so many things together. We were gonna become windsurfers. I was gonna be a little better than you, but we were both gonna be good! [Brian wakes up; groans softly]

You guys, I think, I think Brian's trying to say something!

You... you've given me a wonderful life. I love you all. [smiles before finally passing away, to the family's horror. The veterinarian checks his heartbeat. Nothing.]

VVeterinarian

[sadly] I'm sorry. He's gone.

[tearfully] Oh, my god... He's...

[tearfully] Yes, Chris. I'm afraid... I'm afraid our Brian is dead!

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