Everybody Loves Raymond · Season 2, Episode 6
“Anniversary” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Debra Barone (3), Ray Barone (2), Frank Barone (1), Marie Barone (1), Robert Barone (1)
Come here, sign your parents anniversary card .
Oh look, a girl puppy nuzzling a boy puppy. Ray smiles. Well, youve captured them.
[Ray reads card aloud]
No bones about it, dog gone it, we love you
[hands card to Debra]
I'm sorry, I can't sign that.
Hey I have an idea. Why don't we send them the card you bought them!
Now I get it! I get it now. Dog gone it, cause there's dogs on it, very clever.
[Ray signs card]
I didn't see it at first, I see it now.
[handing a half-used tube of ointment to Debra] Here's the ointment I borrowed.
Oh.
I dont know what happened to the applicator.
[handing the half-used tube of ointment back to Robert] You know what, keep it.
That was a wonderful brunch, you two. Lovely.
Ma.
It was a little much.
We just thought that you would enjoy a nice anniversary brunch.
We don't enjoy things, dear.
Guess why.
Alright, come on. We were supposed to be celebrating today, right?
This marriage is nothing to celebrate.
But 40 years. That's a big milestone. Think of all the good times.
I had one good year.
There you go.
The year I left your mother.
What?
Frank! The children!
What's the big secret? We split up for a year. I came back, didn't I?
Wait a minute what are you talking about?
We almost got divorced.
[In disbelief] What?
There's a sad word. Almost.
I suppose it can't hurt to tell you now. We seperated for a year. It was a terrible time.
Seperated? When? When was this?
It's not important dear. I have to go to the bathroom.
Well I wanna know [remembering the surprise party in the living room] No, wait wait WAIT!
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