That was a wonderful brunch, you two. Lovely.
Ma.
It was a little much.
We just thought that you would enjoy a nice anniversary brunch.
We don't enjoy things, dear.
Guess why.
Alright, come on. We were supposed to be celebrating today, right?
This marriage is nothing to celebrate.
But 40 years. That's a big milestone. Think of all the good times.
I had one good year.
There you go.
The year I left your mother.
What?
Frank! The children!
What's the big secret? We split up for a year. I came back, didn't I?
Wait a minute what are you talking about?
We almost got divorced.
[In disbelief] What?
There's a sad word. Almost.
I suppose it can't hurt to tell you now. We seperated for a year. It was a terrible time.
Seperated? When? When was this?
It's not important dear. I have to go to the bathroom.
Well I wanna know [remembering the surprise party in the living room] No, wait wait WAIT!
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