[Chris is eating his dinner very quickly.]
While I was worried about getting to school, Tonya was worried about getting out of school.
Boy, slow down. You're acting like your food is trying to get away from you.
I'm trying to get to bed. I'm really tired.
Hey, Daddy, can I get my hair done at Nessa's for graduation?
Sure, baby.
Can I get a new dress too?
You don't need a new dress; you can wear your church dress.
But I wore that for Easter. If I wear it for graduation, I'll look back at the pictures, I won't know what I'm remembering.
You'll remember that we couldn't afford to buy you two dresses.
[finishes his drink rapidly] Plus, in one of the pictures, you'd be holding the chocolate bunny. [kisses Rochelle's cheek] Love you. Good night.
Good night.
That's okay. I've been saving up for this. How many times does a girl graduate from sixth grade?
In Bed-Stuy, five.
Thanks, Daddy.
What are you writing, Drew?
It's a list of things I can do on Amateur Night at the Apollo. I'm gonna try out.
Drew, that's a tough audience. You can't just go up there and do anything; they will boo you faster than Casper on Halloween.
Stevie Wonder could see before he did Amateur Night; they booed him blind.
They booed "Magic" Johnson so bad, he gave up singing.
"Magic" Johnson is a basketball player.
Now.
Well, they're not gonna boo me.
That's what Roseanne said before she sang The National Anthem!
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