New Year's Eve was big in Bed-Stuy because it gave everybody a chance to make new resolutions. Unfortunately, most people didn't follow through on them. Not my mother.
This year, I'm gonna stop yellin' at my children.
No you're not!
Who put a glass on my table without a coaster?!
Not my sister.
This year, I'm not going to get Chris in trouble anymore.
Yes you will!
[off-screen] Who's been in my make-up bag?!
Chris did it!
Not my father.
I'm gonna stop worryin' about my money.
Stop lyin'!
Chris, close that door! You just left out 86 cents' worth of refrigeration!
Not my brother.
This year, I'm not gonna take any more girls from Chris.
We'll see about that!
That's so sweet, Drew. Who's Chris?
I'm Chris. You came in with me.
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