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Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1, Episode 15

Narrator, Risky and others in “Unfinished Business”

While I had it hard, my father became a soft touch.

Hey, I need $10 for gas.

Regular or premium?

Premium!

[giving Risky some money] Here you go.

My man! [walks off]

I need to get my hairdryer fixed.

Just buy yourself a new one. [gives Vanessa some money]

Ooh! [walks off]

I need some ammo for my bazooka.

Anti-tank or anti-personnel?

Anti-tank, of course.

[giving Monk some money] Here you go.

Thank you. [walks off]

Can you lemme hold some bail money?

And get yourself a lawyer, too. [gives Jerome some money]

PPoliceman

C'mon, boy. [drags Jerome away]

I didn't do nothin'.

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