While I had it hard, my father became a soft touch.
Hey, I need $10 for gas.
Regular or premium?
Premium!
[giving Risky some money] Here you go.
My man! [walks off]
I need to get my hairdryer fixed.
Just buy yourself a new one. [gives Vanessa some money]
Ooh! [walks off]
I need some ammo for my bazooka.
Anti-tank or anti-personnel?
Anti-tank, of course.
[giving Monk some money] Here you go.
Thank you. [walks off]
Can you lemme hold some bail money?
And get yourself a lawyer, too. [gives Jerome some money]
C'mon, boy. [drags Jerome away]
I didn't do nothin'.
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