Maybe we can bring somebody.
Wait a minute. This sounds like a nice place. We can't just bring somebody.
We thought about bringin' Vanessa.
I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? [to a waiter] You got any chimichangas?
We thought about Jerome.
Excuse me, garçon, can we get some more silverware?
I just put some out.
I don't know what happened to it. [it is then revealed that he stole some silverware]
We even thought about Mr. Omar.
[a woman is trying to save her choking husband]
Oh, my God! He's chokin'! Help him!
Hold on! There's nothing we can do.
But he's still choking! [her husband dies]
Not anymore. Tragic!
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