It wasn't the first time our parents couldn't go somewhere because one of us got sick.
I got a coupon for a free dinner!
Oh, I'll go get dressed.
Momma, I have rabies!
DAMN!
I got Michael Jackson tickets!
Oh, I'll call the sitter.
Momma, my eye fell out!
DAMN!
We just won a trip to Miami!
Ooh! I'm gonna go get packed!
Ma, I think I broke my neck.
Damn.
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