At the Bronx Academy, I was somebody.
Yeah, you were the guy who got kicked out.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CHDr. Clint Huckstable
What is this ringin' of the bells while I am eatin' this sweet potato pop?
I don't want you to walk me to school. Leave me alone.
That's how girls turned down R. Kelly.
While I was gonna catch Greg later, some other guys were gonna catch Greg now.
[to Greg] If you don't get your harmonica-playin', hole-in-the-sock-wearin', woe-is-me, I-should-have-everything-easy behind up, I'm gonna smack the crack outta you!
Morons have the highest IQ of the mentally retarded, so if something's wrong with her, you may not notice at first.
Like the first time you watch Bill O'Reilly.
CHDr. Clint Huckstable
Now you know what it's like to come into your home and not believe what the eyes are seein' because your daughter is boo-hooin', sheddin' the tears.
Who the hell are you?
CHDr. Clint Huckstable
I am Dr. Clint Huckstable, and I am the father of the daughter sheddin' all the tears because the son of the mother from Bed-Stuy... stood her up at the Tattaglia-talia public school homecomin' dance.
The classes that I thought would be exciting would be boring, and the boring classes were even worse.
My English teacher was like a sleeping pill in a skirt.
Dude, the movie The Invisible Man has absolutely nothing to do with the book Invisible Man. I don't know what you wrote, but whatever it is, you better not let Ms. Rivera read it.
Too bad I didn't write that paper in invisible ink!
While I was tryin' not to fail English, my parents were tryin' not to fail inspection.
Rochelle, it just burns me up to think that we're up here workin' while Mr. Omar's downstairs in our house, chillin'. Oh, he's not that bad.
"Not bad?" Julius, in one night he managed to drink all the Kool-Aid, file his toenails on my table, and keep me up half the night playin' records.
Maybe he is a little nuisance.
Yeah, like cancer.
Is that all you watch? The Munsters?
Yeah, he watches The Addams Family, too.
RMs. Rivera
Let's do it.
Years later, those very same words sent Mary Kay Letourneau to jail.
Drew went on to make a fortune sellin' sub-prime mortgages.
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