Delia Brown quotes from Everwood

Dad?

Andy

What?

Dr. Abbot is outside.

Andy

Now!? What does he want?

I don't know, but he's wearing slippers.

What's wrong with you?

Ephram

Broke up with Amy.

Already?!

Ephram

Shut up Delia.

What are you guys talking about?

Andy

Cheese! Uh--cake. Cheesecake.

Nina, if you have all these different clothes, how come you look the same every day?

Nina

Don't make me cry Delia. I just put on mascara.

You're scarring me for life!

Andy

Welcome to the club!

At least they (boys) have control over their bodies. Stuff doesn't just happen to them without them letting it happen.

Amy

Well, um, let me put it this way. In a couple years when a boy gets called up to the chalkboard to do a math problem and he brings his textbook with him, just remember this little conversation, okay?

Andy

You have to understand something, honey - that fair doesn't always mean equal. Ephram's older and it's very different. And I promise you that when you become a teenager, you'll get the same exact treatment.

So I'll get an ugly car too.

Andy

Well, you gotta take the bad with the good.

Am I allowed to wear white?

Andy

Normally no, but in this case I think we can make an exception.

Interesting. Am I allowed to wear black?

Andy

Not until you're 30.

Andy

I will more hands off, I won't talk to him, I won't pressure him into doing anything he doesn't wanna do. And if I do have to engage with him, I'll just get in quick and get out quicker.

This family needs so much help

Andy

Go to your room!!

I'm going!

Andy

Well...go faster!!

I'm talking about that loser, Ashlee Simpson, backing out of my party.

She did?

My mom's getting Jessica now, which is way better anyway.