Ethan quotes from Euphoria

Ethan

Kat, I liked you since I sat down next to you. You know, and I know that you think there's, like, zero chance that we're gonna be together forever, and, uh... I don't know. I guess, we're both juniors, so you're probably right about that. You know, I mean, like, is one of us gonna get hurt? Yeah. Probably. But I'll do my best to make sure that it's me.

Ethan

Can I ask you a question?

Kat

Sure.

Ethan

Like, um... What happened the night of the carnival? 'Cause I feel like it felt like we were, like, having a lot of fun when we were, like, hanging out. And then you just kinda, like, disappeared.

Kat

What is, like, your weird fascination with me? I don't get it.

Ethan

What? I don't have a weird fascination with you.

Kat

Okay. Say we hung out that night. And then what?

Ethan

Um, I... I don't know. And then we would, like, hang out again.

Kat

Ethan, why would we hang out again?

Ethan

'Cause we, like, enjoyed hanging out?

Kat

Ethan, if you want me to suck your dick or fuck you, just say it, but... stop acting like we'll be boyfriend and girlfriend, because the chances of that happening are, like, literally zero.

Ethan

[walks up to jock and two friends] Hey, look, I, uh, I noticed the way that you’ve been lookin’ at me you know, past couple days, and I... I wanted you to know, I too, I’m into scat play, and if you wanted to, like, poop on each other–

What the fuck?!

Ethan

Oh shit, oh shit, oh!

Oh, my God.

I’ll fuckin’ kill you, goddammit!

Rue

Now as a beloved character that a lot of people are rooting for, I feel a certain responsibility to make good decisions... [side-eye into camera] but I relapsed. In all fairness, I did say in the beginning I had no intentions of staying clean. But I get it. Our country's dark. And fucked up. And people... just want to find hope.

Ethan

Somewhere.

Rue

Anywhere. And if not in reality, then in television. Unfortunately, I'm not it. [takes a sip of cough medicine directly from bottle]