[Dr. Lawrence is holding a screaming child]
I am so sorry, Dr. Lawrence.
That's quite alright. I have that effect on women.
S6 E4Sins of the Fathers
S6 E5Truth & Consequences
Hey, how you doing, Jesse? I'm Dr. Dave.
I'm not feeling too well.
Well, what seems to be the problem?
[The patient throws up.]
That's...colorful.
Have you always been at County?
Going on 10 years.
Damn! Guys who kill their entire families don't get 10 years.
It's not a prison, Dave.
I don't know about that. Doctor Weaver sure acts like a warden.
[to Kerry] For the record, my way may be older, but it's still faster and better...kinda like me.
S6 E6The Peace of Wild Things
I got a pregnant junkie arrested for possession so she could get clean in jail and give the baby a chance.
Want to talk about it? Drown our sorrows in a couple of ginger ales?
Dr. Lawrence [about being diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease]: I was thinking of committing suicide, but I wasn't sure when I should do it. If I did it too early, I'd miss out on what little life I had left. If I waited too long, I wouldn't remember to do it.
When despair for the world grows in me, I go and lie down where the wood drake rests in his beauty on the water, and the great herring feeds. I come into the peace of wild things, who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief. I come into the presence of still water and feel above me the day-blind stars waiting with their light. And for a time I rest in the peace of the world and I'm free. [pause] How can I remember a William Blake poem I memorized over 30 years ago?
S6 E7Humpty Dumpty
CChad
[to Dr. Finch] If you call this drunk, lady, you don't get out much.
How are things going?
For a doc that can't practice medicine, I can't complain.
You look great.
Really?
Yep.
I feel like an overgrown pumpkin.
'Pumpkin'?
Yeah, you know, that big round orange thing you carve on Hallowe'en.
Oh, 'bundeva', yeah. Actually, I'd say more like a lubenica.
What is that?
Uh, I forget how to say it in English. See ya.
S6 E8Great Expectations
You did a rotation in Grenada?
No, Sherlock, I went to med school in Grenada.
[Carol's water has broken on the train] Your contractions are too close together! You are in active labor!
[Gives Luka an incredulous look] Gee, you think?
How are you feeling?
I am in love with the epidural man.
Some people call him an anesthesiologist.
Oh, he will always be the epidural man to me.
[Carol has had the first of her twins]
One down, one to go.
CCaro
Uh-uh. I quit.
You know, they both came out so good, you oughta think about doing it again.
[sarcastically] Yeah, I'm gonna get right on that.
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