Have you always been at County?
Going on 10 years.
Damn! Guys who kill their entire families don't get 10 years.
It's not a prison, Dave.
I don't know about that. Doctor Weaver sure acts like a warden.
S6 E5Truth & Consequences
[to Kerry] For the record, my way may be older, but it's still faster and better...kinda like me.
S6 E6The Peace of Wild Things
I got a pregnant junkie arrested for possession so she could get clean in jail and give the baby a chance.
Want to talk about it? Drown our sorrows in a couple of ginger ales?
Dr. Lawrence [about being diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease]: I was thinking of committing suicide, but I wasn't sure when I should do it. If I did it too early, I'd miss out on what little life I had left. If I waited too long, I wouldn't remember to do it.
When despair for the world grows in me, I go and lie down where the wood drake rests in his beauty on the water, and the great herring feeds. I come into the peace of wild things, who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief. I come into the presence of still water and feel above me the day-blind stars waiting with their light. And for a time I rest in the peace of the world and I'm free. [pause] How can I remember a William Blake poem I memorized over 30 years ago?
S6 E7Humpty Dumpty
CChad
[to Dr. Finch] If you call this drunk, lady, you don't get out much.
How are things going?
For a doc that can't practice medicine, I can't complain.
You look great.
Really?
Yep.
I feel like an overgrown pumpkin.
'Pumpkin'?
Yeah, you know, that big round orange thing you carve on Hallowe'en.
Oh, 'bundeva', yeah. Actually, I'd say more like a lubenica.
What is that?
Uh, I forget how to say it in English. See ya.
S6 E8Great Expectations
You did a rotation in Grenada?
No, Sherlock, I went to med school in Grenada.
[Carol's water has broken on the train] Your contractions are too close together! You are in active labor!
[Gives Luka an incredulous look] Gee, you think?
How are you feeling?
I am in love with the epidural man.
Some people call him an anesthesiologist.
Oh, he will always be the epidural man to me.
[Carol has had the first of her twins]
One down, one to go.
CCaro
Uh-uh. I quit.
You know, they both came out so good, you oughta think about doing it again.
[sarcastically] Yeah, I'm gonna get right on that.
S6 E9How the Finch Stole Christmas
The Sixties were from 1961 to 1970.
What about 1960.
LLily
That was the last year of the Fifties.
Which means the new millenium really starts in 2001.
Then why am I spending half my paycheck on New Year's Eve plans?
LLily
You and the rest of the world.
I'm curious about something.
DRDean Rollins
Me too. Are you a natural redhead? I'd like to see for myself.
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