[Jeanie's nose is bleeding and Peter reaches out with a tissue]
Peter, don't touch me, for God's sake! I'm poison.
S5 E16Middle of Nowhere
S5 E17Sticks and Stones
Mark's just trying to be a friend... in that endearing, slightly inept, male kind of way.
S5 E18Point of Origin
I've found a way to limit my Romano exposure.
Oh, yeah, what's that? Garlic?
[[w:Kerry Weaver|Kerry [while treating a woman who gave birth in the street]: Did they find the [[w:placenta|placenta]]?
PParamedic
She said a dog ate it.
Oh, lord.
S5 E19Rites of Spring
Are you back with us?
No, I'm still on Psych.
Well, you'll be back doing real medicine soon, so don't get too used to the cush life.
Yeah, I won't.
S5 E20Power
[Romano has just started operating when the power goes out]
Wish I hadn't just made that incision...
I mean, do we even pretend to be living in a democracy anymore? It's just a medieval power play between career Republicans and Democrats and who hates who more. If there were still guillotines and burning at the stake, I swear they'd be doing that too.
I need to fax this.
Be my guest. Or do you want me to...?
Oh, no thanks, it's kind of personal. I'll do it myself if that's okay.
Do I look like Kerry Weaver?
What? You didn't think I had a mother, did you?
Just trying to picture her.
S5 E21Responsible Parties
[to Chuny] I keep my love life out of the workplace, thank you very much.
Since when?
[A drunk causes his gurney to tip over, causing FBI guys to overreact, and draw their guns.]
Whoa, whoa relax this happens all the time, just relax.
S5 E22Getting To Know You
[Carol is having an ultrasound)]
What? Mark, what?
Heartbeat.
Yes, Mark, Elizabeth already said that. What?
No, what he means is... there's two heartbeats.
[shocked] Twins?!
Elizabeth, I don't know, I don't know what's going to happen...but I do know how I feel and I feel like I've found something amazing, and I want to be here. I want to get to know you. We cannot be scared. I would hate to miss another boat. [they kiss for the first time]
S6 E1Leave it to Weaver
VLVanilla Latte Boy
Warm milk is nasty.
Really? And what are you having?
VLVanilla Latte Boy
Double tall vanilla latte.
A latte. Don't you know that coffee stunts your growth?
VLVanilla Latte Boy
That is so not true!
Do your parents let you drink it?
VLVanilla Latte Boy
What are you, the coffee police?
[on finding Mark at the batting cage] So this is what American males do to vent their anger and frustrations.
Figured a Romano-Weaver double homicide was overkill.
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