[Earlier in the show, Carol attempted suicide by overdosing on barbituates.]
I'm here to unload that new shipment of barbituates.
At least you didn't kill off your sense of humor.
No, just a few brain cells.
S1 E3Going Home
S1 E4Hit and Run
You ever get used to this?
Used to what?
Going on three hours sleep.
Anything more than three hours and I'm sluggish all day.
I was embraced by two men today. I find that highly unusual.
Some guys have all the luck.
WWalt
[to Benton] No, don't hand me that OR crap, already know how important your job is compared to the small events of my life.
S1 E5Into that Good Night
How's your heart?
Pretty good shape.
Want to lend it to me for the weekend? Naw. You got better things to do with it. Do 'em all. You never know when you'll get the chance.
What's he doing?
Practicing one-handed knots. He'd do it with his teeth if he could.
No I wouldn't. You can't wear a glove on your teeth.
My mom says my dad's gonna die.
Yes, he is.
Why can't you fix him?
We can't fix everything.
At your age Ryan Sandberg was retired.
At my age Mozart was dead.
Doug. They called from Neonatal if you want to take a look at the Niemeyer preemie. He's gonna be okay.
God smiled on him.
Since when do you believe in God?
Well, I've been contemplating my insignificance in the universe.
I thought you were the center of the universe.
Not always.
S1 E6Chicago Heat
Jerry, if this guy's still here in the morning, why don't we get some shovels and bury him in the parking lot.
Did you make him all better?
Who?
The boy in the green room.
[to Mark] The gunshot victim.
They tried really hard, Rachel. But he died.
Will his mommy be sad?
Very sad.
[to Benton] Are you sad?
Yeah.
If you're sad, why aren't you crying?
[Benton kneels beside Rachel.]
I am. [touches Rachel's heart.] Right here.
If I got hurt, would you fix me?
Yes, I would.
You wouldn't let me die?
My daddy's your doctor.
KKanesha
He helped me be better.
[whispers] That's what doctors do.
[A car has slammed through the ER doors.]
Jerry, call security. Somebody's in my parking space.
S1 E7Another Perfect Day
We're going to have to do a lumbar puncture. You ever done one?
Uh no, but I've seen it done.
See One, Do One, Teach One.
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