[Lloyd has connected with Dana Gordon, whom Ari wants to talk to.]
I have Dana Gordon.
[during push-ups] Weird, huh? I used to do push-ups like this on top of Dana Gordon. True story.
S4 E9The Young and the Stoned
[Ari and Mrs Ari argue over her guest spot in The Young and the Restless]
AAri
I'm sorry okay, I get jealous.
You're possessive. I don't want an apology for that!
AAri
What...for what, then?
For... for telling me that I'm old and that I wouldn't photograph in Hi-Def.
AAri
It's a legitimate concern. Look, I just didn't want you doing it alright, I like the way things are. I don't want you on television - I don't want some 19-year-old kissing the lips I'm supposed to be kissing, alright? Listen, if you want to go and be a soap whore everyday, just do it knowing that you make your husband miserable.
[sits near him] You think I want to do it, Ari? I gave up acting to have a family and I have never ever regretted it. I like the way things are. Just wanted [hits Ari] one day of stupid fun..
AAri
With Julio down at the schoolyard.
Well, if I'm so old and ugly, why do you even care?
AAri
Well some guys are into that -
[stands up and towers over him] Tell me that I'm sexy Ari.
AAri
You are the beautiful mother of my children [kisses Mrs Ari] and I respect you. [continues kissing]
Oh Julio...JULIO!!
AAri
You little fucking slut!! [beds Mrs Ari]
S4 E10Snow Job
[E and Anna Faris are on the phone.]
EE
You know that we've been on the phone for like, 97 minutes?
AFAnna Faris
Well, I needed something to pass the time before the Pussycat Dolls comes on.
EE
You're obsessed, you know that?
FFaris
Hey, some people have drugs or alcohol in times of sadness, I have reality TV.
[Ari tries to convince studio head Richard Wimmer about the potential of Billy Walsh's Silo script, but Dana Gordon is determined to see Walsh and Vince fired from the project because it is not the script Walsh was paid to write.]
RWRichard Wimmer
I'm gonna tear your head off, Ari.
Please don't, because I have [shows script] your summer movie. [begins to explain script] From the director of Medellin and Queens Boulevard comes Silo. It is the story of a group of non-unionized farm hands who band together to survive a nuclear attack after discovering an underground society. It is ready to shoot, Billy Walsh is on board, Vinnie Chase is on board, and if you're not, Fox, Universal, and Sony are.
He's bluffing.
WWimmer
What's it matter? There's a summer movie in there, we pack up our shit and go home.
S4 E11No Cannes Do
You said that if you're wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could.
When did I say that?
When you said it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet.
You know what, Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, German shepherds ready to attack at a moment's notice, I'm facing three-hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!
[The boys decided not to join Sidney Pollack on his private flight to Cannes because of a lack of space and Vince's determination to bring everybody, until Kanye West's team appears at the departure lounge]
KWKanye West
[to Vince] Where you headed?
Nowhere.
We got no plane, man.
KKanye
We're headed to London, we're chilling out for a second.
How much room you got?
KKanye
We got a little room. [points to large private jet]
S4 E12The Cannes Kids
[Drama and a French girl who picked him up at Yair Marx's boat talk about Viking Quest, which is a big hit in France]
[Laughs] That's amazing. I didn't know that episode aired, we got cancelled in the middle of shooting it.
JJacqueline
Well, it aired here. I've seen that scene a hundred times.
A hundred? Come on.
JJacqueline
I'm not exaggerate! My whole family, especially my father, loved Viking Quest. At 9pm every Thursday, we'd be like, [speaks French dialogue]
Really?
JJacqueline
Oui! He put on my brother in the uniform that you wore on the show for his birthday. He's so funny, though his muscles are not as big as yours.
That's amazing.
JJacqueline
Amazing is meeting you. Here.
Yeah.
JJacqueline
So shall we go back to your hotel?
[Medellin has finished screening, and the heckles have started flying]
Thanks for not selling me this movie Ari, it's the one nicest thing you've ever done for me. [to Yair Marx, whose beside Ari] Congratulations Yair, I hear it's all yours.
YMYair Marx
I didn't sign anything.
What are you talking about?
MMarx
That's the worst piece of shit I've ever seen!
Yair, we had a deal.
MMarx
Sue me, my company's based out of Dubai. [puts on shades] Good luck.
I'm sorry, Vince.
[in front of screen] Hey! Where the fuck are you French faggots going!?? Show some respect! Go below the line people, and watch the credit! What, no Q and A?
HWHarvey Weingard
[sits beside Ari] It ain't easy making a movie.
You come to gloat now Harvey?
WWeingard
No, no. I just came to say that E was right, there's genius in this.
You want to buy it?
WWeingard
I do - for one dollar.
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