[On the way home from dinner, Ari and Mrs Ari discover that a screenplay M Night Shyamalan gave to Ari for reading has disappeared. They stop the car to find it.]
[having checked out the backseat] Jesus Christ, the valet probably stole it.
Don't be racist.
Valets steal shit, alright? Just because they're mostly Hispanic, doesn't make a racist. You know what happens if this gets out? If someone puts Night's new ending on the Internet, MY LIFE IS OVER!
Nobody's gonna know you did it.
Yes they will, because Night, that little sick fuck, printed my name [pounds roof with every word] on every fucking page!
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