[The Golds have ran out of options looking up a potential school for Jonah. Ari tries one last tack with Andrew Preston, headmaster of Sarah's school, Briar Country Day]
What is the meaning of this?
Well, there's something that I needed, that I'd like to say to you.
Something different than what you muttered at me under your breath this morning?
You heard that?
What do you want, Mr. Gold?
Just a moment of your time so that I can say to you that through this process, I have learned from you, Mr. Preston. You are an educator and you've educated me about being a man, about being a father, and I know that you can't be bought. I tried. I know that you can't be blackmailed because you're too perfect, but I guess I want to know, can you be compassionate? Because I am coming to you, hat in hand, to ask you - to beg you - to let my son have a proper education. And don't make him suffer because he has a way too aggressive father that won't shut up on the soccer field. Okay? Please, sir, please.
Look at you. Did you ever think given your high-power status, that you'd ever be reduced to begging and pleading?
No sir, I didn't. I didn't.
I suppose there's a first time for everything. I myself never asked anybody for anything until now.
Is there something you need? [sits down with Preston]
I have a son, a special boy, who works in the mail room at Abrams. I think he can do better.
How special? 'Cause, I love special. Half my lit department has an IQ under 65. So, why don't you tell your boy, that come Monday, he's got a desk, in a real agency with a real salary. All right? The things that we do for our children, huh?
You tell Jonah, I'm looking forward to his first day, at Briar Country Day - [points finger at Ari before going back inside house] But I still don't want to see you at any soccer games. [Ari laughs]
[contemplating outcome] I love this town!
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