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“The World of Possibility” quotes from Ed

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“The World of Possibility” · Season 1

In this episode: Ed Stevens (2), Phil Stubbs (2)

SSStuckeyville Stan

In the old days, we would have settled things like this with a baseball bat and a sock full of quarters.

[(to Ed, explaining why he goes by "Jean Tremont" to the salt-and-pepper shaker sales reps] The French thing gives me a business edge. It keeps 'em confused.

I came up with a theory on women. Women are just fancy men. You know what I mean? Start with a man, add a bunch of interesting bells and whistles, and you've got a woman.

[On the phone with salt/pepper shaker sales rep] I've got sales reps from seven companies following me around like I'm a virgin at a rodeo.

[defending Stan in court] Without the world of possibility, what do we have left?

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