Dungeons & Dragons quotes

I can't let Venger destroy her.

Venger

I will do to you what I should have done years ago...Farewell little SISTER...You will not help her...

Eric

(again denied a way home] Oh, great, I knew it. Goodbye, pizza, goodbye, milkshake, goodbye, cheeseburgers.... sauerkraut.... homework.... (lightly) Oh, well, I guess it isn't all bad news. (after Kareena is redeemed from evil-the blue ring influence is what turned her evil)

Welcome home Kareena.

Well, before you attempt the impossible, you'd better eat.

(to Darkling) There is no darkness so powerful that a single candle flame can't chase it away!

How could you lose a creature that shade of orange?!

WHERE IS MY TREASURE?

We don't know sire..but these children do!

WELL?

ITS WHERE you'll NEVER GET IT.

Is that a fact? Who's going to stop me? Arrest these children.

"You are correct, Cavalier. You are closer to home, than you think. For home is a reflection of the heart. A reflection you are beginning to understand".

Venger

Your pupils are doomed to failure. They are brave only because they know you stand behind them.

Dungeon Master

Not so: They can triumph over anything in the Realm, as you well know. They will not fail.

Hank

C'mon, we all know what this is about. We're not mad at each other - we're mad at Dungeon Master. I don't know what to tell you... except that it's getting dark, and we'd better find a place to camp. You want the point, Eric? You got it. Lead the way.

Eric

This whole Realm is a dungeon, y'know that? And we're all prisoners. We thought Dungeon Master was our friend, but it turns out he's just another guard.

Venger

So Dungeon Master has finally shown his true colors. Have you never wondered why his advice always led you into battle, and never back to your world? It has been convenient for you to see Dungeon Master as good, and me as evil. But things are not that simple. I have granted your lives before. Aid me now, and I shall grant you your dearest wish: I will send you back to your own world.

Hank

Eric, we gotta stick together-

Eric

Why, Hank? We always stick together, and it hasn't gotten us home. You guys can do what you want, but we're going after that key.

Sheila

Are we doing the right thing, Eric?

Eric

I don't know. But we're not turning back.

Dungeon Master

And you have given those trapped in this Realm their freedom. I can do no less for you. You are free to return to your world now, if you wish. Or you may stay here, in the Realm. There is still much evil to be dealt with, and many adventures yet to be had. The choice, my children, is yours.

The kids look at each other, grinning, tears of happiness in their eyes, ready to make their greatest decision of all. They survey their newly-transformed surroundings, the Realm's Edge, majestic mountains, and puffy clouds, even the incredible vista of the entire Realm itself, with its myriad lands and lifeforms, its joys, its dangers. Though it's a new Realm now, it still is, and always will be the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons.