DuckTales quotes

Fenton

[in disguise] Hi, Ma! It's me, Bermuda Beagle, back from being lost for 20 years in the Bermuda Triangle!

Ma Beagle

Bermuda Beagle? I don't remember a son named Bermuda. 'Course, I got more boys than a toad has warts!

Fenton

Ah, the old place looks just like I remember it!

Ahhh, but we didn't live here 20 years ago.

Fenton

B-but what does it matter? The point is, we were together, a family. And by golly, any low-down worm that disagrees, he'll just have to take it up or we'll forklift it out of his hide. Speaking of hide, let's Beagle-bond a bit with a rousing game of hide-and-seek!

Ooh, ooh, goody! Who's gonna be it?

Fenton

Let's flip for it! Heads I win, tails you lose. Anybody got a bag full of dimes we could use?

Ma Beagle

Hold it, you canine counterfiet! Look at this family photo. No Bermuda!

Fenton

Uh, would you believe I was adopted?

Fenton

Wakey-wakey. Hello, little boy. I'm the Tooth Fairy, and have I got a deal for you.

Uh, really?

Fenton

Yes. If you give me that bag of dimes, I'll give you this bag of teeth.

Better hang onto those - I think you're gonna need 'em!

Announcing a dripping dunderhead, sir!

Ma Beagle

Oh, I've always wanted a pink Thunderduck! Let's borrow it... permanently!

Ma Beagle

If you don't like how I drive, get outta the hallway!

Ma Beagle

Burger, if you don't control that appetite, I'm going to lose control of the car! [Burger jumps out]

[ridiculous order, to a disguised GizmoDuck]

That'll be a large bag of dimes, please. [Burger hands over the stolen bag of dimes] Thanks, sucker!

Fenton

Hey, Ma! Look what I'm wearing!

Fenton, did you join a heavy metal band?

This is worse than the terrorists who held the city attorney hostage with an accordion!

Ma Beagle

Oh, this party is a dream come true! Who'd have thought I'd be hob-knobbing with Duckburg's finest?

What're you talkin' about, Ma? You've been in most of their homes before.

Ma Beagle

Yeah, but only to swipe their silverware.

Gandra! Would you believe you've stolen my heart?

So is that any reason to steal my car?

Ma Beagle

It's thieves like them who are making the world a lousy place to live for thieves like us!

Ma Beagle

[chasing Huey, Dewey & Louie] Come back with that cash!

[follows] Come back with those desserts!

Scrooge

[after alien robots steal the Money Bin] You haven't seen the last of me, you purse snatchers from space!

What's more important, a couple of quadrillion dollars or your life?

Scrooge

Is this a multiple-choice question?

Fenton

[watching Scrooge freak out and begin to make squirrel noises] Interesting...