Launchpad quotes from DuckTales

Real heroes don't need cameras, they just do what needs to be done.

[to Ma Beagle] I'm lookin' for my friend Doofus, chubby little kid, about the size of this lamp. [motions to Doofus, who is tied up with a lampshade on his head]

I can't break their little hearts, Mr. McDee — you do it!

Oops! That darn eject button is always getting in the way!

Trapezium can be synthesized out of almost anything! Trouble is, it's not usually worth the effort! You can pick 'em up for a nickel over in St. Canard! I know this screwy duck and his daughter over there...

$6.17? You dragged me away from my nap just to collect a dinky sum like that?

Big rubble, no trouble! Gyro tells me you need a pilot for an experimental plane.

Scrooge

What I need is my head examined.

Don't worry, Mr. McD. If it's got wings, I can crash it.

Scrooge

I hope my medical insurance is paid up.

Well, the engines are busted, but those condors gave me an idea! Trouble is...I don't know how to get 'er off the ground.

Donald

You leave that to me!

Great! You handle the takeoff!

Donald

Okay!

Things must be worse than I thought...I'm beginning to understand him!

We're caught in the current!

Scrooge

Looks like your runway is running away with us. Let's get back into the sky!

Don't worry. When the going gets tough, the harder they fall.

You guys gotta think positive!

But, Launchpad, Webby's lost, Unca Scrooge is lost, we're lost...

...and there's a monster in these caves trying to get 'em.

C'mon! There must be something positive about all this.

If we don't keep moving, we're going to freeze to death.

There you go!... You gotta keep a stiff upper lip, Louie.

That's easy. It's frozen.

[talking to Doofus during a ransom call] Did they hurt you?

Doofus

[crying] They tortured me, Launchpad! They ate my pancakes!

[under his breath] Those rats!

Now what were you here about, son?

[quickly and nervously] I just wanted to tell you a joke: I knew a burglar who was so successful, he stopped makin' house calls. A yuk-yuk. [hurries away]

Yuck is right.

Surprise, Mr. McD!

Scrooge

[happily] Launchpad, you're alive! [raises his cane] I'M GOIN' TA KILL YOU!

Scrooge

I... Webigail, I don't know what to say.

I know what you're trying to say, Mr. McDee. She was right, you were wrong. She was wise, you were a fool. [ticking off on his fingers] You were greedy, selfish, rude, a great big mean...

Scrooge

We get the idea, Launchpad!

Scrooge

Easier than diving into my money bin!

Really? You gotta let me try that some time, Mr. McD.

Scrooge

No!

Right!