[riding on Tootsie's back with Bubba]
Bubba, I need to find a phone!
Phone?
Scrooge [mimes answering a telephone] Ring, ring, hello?
[mimes back] Hewwo!
Never mind, just turn here.
TV show quotes
[riding on Tootsie's back with Bubba]
Bubba, I need to find a phone!
Phone?
Scrooge [mimes answering a telephone] Ring, ring, hello?
[mimes back] Hewwo!
Never mind, just turn here.
And therefore, in the words of the immortal Shakespeare, "hit the road, Jack!"
Launchpad! You actually brought us down without crashing!
Oh, great! There goes my reputation!
Soon this cave will be mine, unfair and square!
A day without looking at me Money Bin is like a day without sunshine!
Together we can turn the financial world upside down!
Do you mind if we start with my clothes?
[being dragged out of Scrooge's office] Give me a shot!
You got it!
[He points an antique shotgun into the air and fires a warning blast.]
465!
465 what?
Uh, shotgun pellets.
[dumbstruck] You counted them?
I... sort of have a knack for that.
Oh, yeah? Count this.
[He tosses a handful of coins into the air, then quickly catches them again.]
$1.78.
[looks] Amazing! To the penny! You're hired.
You goofs! What am I supposed to do with an empty Money Bin?! Live in it, like the old lady in the shoe?
[on walkie-talkie] Launchpad to Mr. McDee, Launchpad to Mr. McDee. The Money Bin and I are a on a roll.
Just make sure you don't roll into anything. [hears some noises over the walkie-talkie] What's all that racket?
Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all.
[hears people screaming] Why are people screaming?
Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!
How far are you from the mountain I bought?
I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!
The Money Bin's full! Your frozen assets are now lukewarm.
Good, Fenton! Every last dime's been accounted for?
Yup! Except for the dime I used to make this call.
Dime? What dime?!
Oh, just an old shiny one.
In a glass case?!
Yeah, but I'll pay you back.
That was the first dime I ever earned, you idiot! Why else would it be in a case?!
Blatherin' blatherskite! I thought it was for emergency phone calls!
Get it back, now! Or you're FIRED! [phone explodes in Fenton's face]
I think he's mad.
Uh, hi! I'm your new neighbor! Could I borrow the proverbial cup of sugar?
Uh, well, uh, I don't have a proverbial cup. Will a tin one do?
Of course you know, this means a skirmish.
How dare you steal what my boys rightfully stole first!
It's bad enough that Jack Frost is nipping at my nose without youse guys bloodyin' it!
It must be something you said; a secret word. Here goes - uh, "Ducks of Hazard." Uh, "now look what you've done!" ...Oh, blatherin' blatherskite! What could it be!?
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