Ma Beagle quotes from DuckTales

Ma Beagle

You goofs! What am I supposed to do with an empty Money Bin?! Live in it, like the old lady in the shoe?

Ma Beagle

How dare you steal what my boys rightfully stole first!

Ma Beagle

Oh, I've always wanted a pink Thunderduck! Let's borrow it... permanently!

Ma Beagle

If you don't like how I drive, get outta the hallway!

Ma Beagle

It's thieves like them who are making the world a lousy place to live for thieves like us!

Ma Beagle

Just shut up and suffer for your art!

Fenton

Uh, hi! I'm your new neighbor! Could I borrow the proverbial cup of sugar?

Ma Beagle

Uh, well, uh, I don't have a proverbial cup. Will a tin one do?

Fenton

[in disguise] Hi, Ma! It's me, Bermuda Beagle, back from being lost for 20 years in the Bermuda Triangle!

Ma Beagle

Bermuda Beagle? I don't remember a son named Bermuda. 'Course, I got more boys than a toad has warts!

Fenton

Ah, the old place looks just like I remember it!

Ahhh, but we didn't live here 20 years ago.

Fenton

B-but what does it matter? The point is, we were together, a family. And by golly, any low-down worm that disagrees, he'll just have to take it up or we'll forklift it out of his hide. Speaking of hide, let's Beagle-bond a bit with a rousing game of hide-and-seek!

Ooh, ooh, goody! Who's gonna be it?

Fenton

Let's flip for it! Heads I win, tails you lose. Anybody got a bag full of dimes we could use?

Ma Beagle

Hold it, you canine counterfiet! Look at this family photo. No Bermuda!

Fenton

Uh, would you believe I was adopted?

Ma Beagle

Burger, if you don't control that appetite, I'm going to lose control of the car! [Burger jumps out]

[ridiculous order, to a disguised GizmoDuck]

That'll be a large bag of dimes, please. [Burger hands over the stolen bag of dimes] Thanks, sucker!

Ma Beagle

Oh, this party is a dream come true! Who'd have thought I'd be hob-knobbing with Duckburg's finest?

What're you talkin' about, Ma? You've been in most of their homes before.

Ma Beagle

Yeah, but only to swipe their silverware.

Ma Beagle

[chasing Huey, Dewey & Louie] Come back with that cash!

[follows] Come back with those desserts!

Ma Beagle

Hang on, boys! Your mother's about to enter the state of matrimony!

Is that the state near Minny-soty?

Ma Beagle

Don't I get a kiss goodnight? [Puckers up]

Scrooge

I'd rather plant a wet one on Swamu the Whale!