[watching Scrooge freak out and begin to make squirrel noises] Interesting...
S3 E1The Land of Tra-La-La
S3 E2Allowance Day
Fenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!
That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!
GCGeneral Chiquita
It's your last day, McDuck! For assaulting the president of the Banana Republic, I order you and your amigo here shot at high noon!
Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?
But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!
What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!
GCGeneral Chiquita
I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!
Friends, Romans, and banana lovers! I regret that I have but one life to give to your ridiculous country!
S3 E4The Good Muddahs
There's no place like home.
S3 E7Dough Ray Me
Fenton, you're a genuine genius!
Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.
S3 E8Bubba's Big Brainstorm
[after Bubba causes a stack of books to fall down] Well, you get an "A" in home wreckonomics.
S3 E9The Big Flub
[Getting out of bed] Time to make like interest rates and rise.
FSFenton's Mother
I'm so proud! My own son on Oprah Webfeet! And to think your class voted you most likely to become homeless.
CMrs. Crackshell
[Reading a telegram from Fenton] Dear Mama, if you thought my head was in the clouds before, you should see me now. Your ever-loving and free-floating son, Fenton. P.S. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
S3 E10A Case of Mistaken Secret Identity
MMover
Where do you want us to put these fireworks Mr. McDuck?
At the far end of the field please.
MMover
Figures.
MMover
Okay Charlie, Let's drop it.
MMover
Must be enough fireworks in here to light up all of duckburg county.
MMover
Look out! It's going to blow!
S3 E11Blue Collar Scrooge
Always be ready for surprises when you work for Scrooge McDuck! Got it, Beaver?
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