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DuckTales Season 1 quotes

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S1Part I: Don't Give Up The Ship

Now, while I'm in the Navy, boys, you mind your Uncle Scrooge.

But he's so cheap!

Yeah. But he's family. Okay, Huey?

Yes, Uncle Donald.

No back talk, Dewey.

No, Uncle Donald.

Louie, be good. And no spitballs.

Uh, yes and no, Uncle Donald.

Oh, and one more thing. Gimmie a hug!

[The nephews do so.]

Oh, we're really gonna miss you, Uncle Donald!

Aw. And I'm gonna miss you too.

There's the ol' skinflint now!

Scrooge: [to the cab driver] There's yer two dollars, ya mercenary!

CDCab driver

Hey, what about my tip?

[takes three of the cheese cube samples out of his hat and tosses them to the driver] Here, chew on this!

Donald, you can't be serious about this crazy idea. There's no profit in it.

But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge. I wanna see the world!

So I'll buy you a globe.

[shaking his uncle's hand] I gotta go. Take care of my nephews.

[Donald grabs his duffel bag and prepares to toss it on to the boat that's taking him onto the Navy carrier he'll be serving on. However, he throws too hard and ends up being tossed onto the boat with it.]

Whoaoh!

But what have I done to deserve being saddled with these... eh, juveniles?

[waving from the boat, on which he and his duffel bag have landed on the Navy officer] You're the only one I trust, Uncle Scrooge.

Lucky me.

NNephews

Lucky us.

Eeh. Well, I guess we should head for home.

All right. I'll get a taxi.

[stopping Louie with his cane] Ah, no need for that. It's only a brisk, three-mile walk. And after that, we'll have a nutritious lunch of cheese!

[The nephews look at each and shrug, then grab their bags.]

[The Beagle Boys have followed the nephews to Scrooge's candy factory]

You boys get out of here. I'll handle this.

[turning and saluting] No sir, Uncle Scrooge!

[saluting] We're all in this...

[saluting] ...together!

Good lads!

S1Part II: Wronguay in Ronguay

FGFlintheart Glomgold

[answering the phone] Money talks, I listen. Speak!

[Surprising each other while searching for the treasure ship]

Scrooge!

Glomgold!

ECEl Capitan

Los ninos!

HDHuey, Dewey and Louie

That guy!

S1Part III: 3 Ducks of the Condor

Big rubble, no trouble! Gyro tells me you need a pilot for an experimental plane.

What I need is my head examined.

Don't worry, Mr. McD. If it's got wings, I can crash it.

I hope my medical insurance is paid up.

Well, the engines are busted, but those condors gave me an idea! Trouble is...I don't know how to get 'er off the ground.

You leave that to me!

Great! You handle the takeoff!

Okay!

Things must be worse than I thought...I'm beginning to understand him!

S1Part IV: Cold Duck

[about girls] Webby's making friends with penguins while Uncle Scrooge is lost in the snow.

You know, we could backtrack the walrus' trail and find your uncle.

Er...yeah! We were just gonna say that!

[to Huey] They must get smarter as they get older.

S1Part V: Too Much Of A Gold Thing

[After crashing the carrier into a river]

We're caught in the current!

Looks like your runway is running away with us. Let's get back into the sky!

Don't worry. When the going gets tough, the harder they fall.

S1Part I: A Drain On The Economy

[referring to Glomgold's way of bailing the Beagles out of prison]

BBouncer

Ain't it a little early for Thanksgiving?

[on Scrooge] I think those Beagle Boys have finally driven him nutso.

Knock it off! Uncle Scrooge is perfectly sane!

[singsong] Yoo-hoo! Laddies! I've something to show you!

[They enter the bin, and see Scrooge has rigged a giant artillery cannon to the door.]

Right, no mental problems here.

[going crazy] No, no! Beagle Boys! Hide money! Win contests! Pretty fruit!

Snap out of it, Uncle Scrooge! We need you! [throws a wad of cash at Scrooge's head]

Thanks, Dewey. I needed that.

You're all right!

Yes, and I've figured out how to save my money from the Beagle Boys!

HDHuey, Dewey, and Louie

You do?

Yes! I'll give it to them!

HDHuey, Dewey, and Louie

Say what?

S1Part II: A Whale Of A Bad Time

[upon hearing that one of his cargo boats has vanished] A sea monster ate my ice cream! [he continues to shout this again and again as he flails crazily on the breakfast table]

That must've been some ice cream.

[holding down Scrooge] No, you don't understand! This wasn't ice cream! This was half his fortune!

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