TV show quotes
Fenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!
That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!
It's your last day, McDuck! For assaulting the president of the Banana Republic, I order you and your amigo here shot at high noon!
Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?
But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!
What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!
I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!
Friends, Romans, and banana lovers! I regret that I have but one life to give to your ridiculous country!
There's no place like home.
Fenton, you're a genuine genius!
Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.
[after Bubba causes a stack of books to fall down] Well, you get an "A" in home wreckonomics.
[Getting out of bed] Time to make like interest rates and rise.
I'm so proud! My own son on Oprah Webfeet! And to think your class voted you most likely to become homeless.
[Reading a telegram from Fenton] Dear Mama, if you thought my head was in the clouds before, you should see me now. Your ever-loving and free-floating son, Fenton. P.S. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Where do you want us to put these fireworks Mr. McDuck?
At the far end of the field please.
Figures.
Okay Charlie, Let's drop it.
Must be enough fireworks in here to light up all of duckburg county.
Look out! It's going to blow!
Always be ready for surprises when you work for Scrooge McDuck! Got it, Beaver?
Well, you're no-good, low-down degenerates who belong behind bars, but... keep up the good work!
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