A character in DuckTales
Played by Alan Young
DuckTales · 185 quotes
Most-quoted character in DuckTales: in 89 of its 185 quotes
Most scenes with: Huey (14), Louie (14), Dewey (13)
[being dragged out of Scrooge's office] Give me a shot!
ScroogeYou got it!
[He points an antique shotgun into the air and fires a warning blast.]
465!
Scrooge465 what?
Uh, shotgun pellets.
Scrooge[dumbstruck] You counted them?
I... sort of have a knack for that.
ScroogeOh, yeah? Count this.
[He tosses a handful of coins into the air, then quickly catches them again.]
$1.78.
Scrooge[looks] Amazing! To the penny! You're hired.
[on walkie-talkie] Launchpad to Mr. McDee, Launchpad to Mr. McDee. The Money Bin and I are a on a roll.
ScroogeJust make sure you don't roll into anything. [hears some noises over the walkie-talkie] What's all that racket?
Eh, nothing to be concerned about. Just a little fender-bender, that's all.
Scrooge[hears people screaming] Why are people screaming?
Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!
ScroogeHow far are you from the mountain I bought?
I'd say about an hour, give or take a crash or two. Ooh, kiss that billboard goodbye. Launchpad, over and out!
The Money Bin's full! Your frozen assets are now lukewarm.
ScroogeGood, Fenton! Every last dime's been accounted for?
Yup! Except for the dime I used to make this call.
ScroogeDime? What dime?!
Oh, just an old shiny one.
ScroogeIn a glass case?!
Yeah, but I'll pay you back.
ScroogeThat was the first dime I ever earned, you idiot! Why else would it be in a case?!
Blatherin' blatherskite! I thought it was for emergency phone calls!
ScroogeGet it back, now! Or you're FIRED! [phone explodes in Fenton's face]
I think he's mad.
What's more important, a couple of quadrillion dollars or your life?
ScroogeIs this a multiple-choice question?
ScroogeFenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!
That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
ScroogeWait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!
ScroogeWhat's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!
I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!
ScroogeFenton, you're a genuine genius!
Oh, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.
Where do you want us to put these fireworks Mr. McDuck?
Scrooge McDuckAt the far end of the field please.
Figures.
Don't I get a kiss goodnight? [Puckers up]
ScroogeI'd rather plant a wet one on Swamu the Whale!
What are we gonna do, Daddy Scroogey?
Yeah, nothing personal, but we hates living here!
ScroogeI hate having you here. But I'm afraid your mother and I are in this 'til death do us part... [rubs his hands together] which suddenly gives me a perfectly demented idea.
Ooh, those are our favorite kind!
ScroogeFenton, don't you think it's time you went and called your friend? [winks repeatedly]
I think I oughta call a doctor, looks like you got somethin' in your eye!
Scrooge McDuck, you didn't pay for your rides on the ferris wheel, airplane, or water slide. You owe us two dollars and fifty-nine cents!
ScroogeJust for three little rides? [sigh] I could've bought seven new hats for the price of this one! [double sigh]
I've signed a whopping million dollar contract to write a book on my space odyssey! I'll make even more on the movie rights!
ScroogeBurst me bagpipes and tan me tartans! If it wasn't for me, you'd still be stuck on that miserable planet!
I'm a fair man... I'll give you a one-line mention in the book!
ScroogeConfound you, Launchpad! You knocked the top off another pyramid!
[gulp] Sorry, sir! At least now they're a matched set!
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