I know that Scrooge. I bet he's going to steal the sidewalks... or change the traffic lights, from red and green to vermillion and polka dot.
“Comic stories”
In this episode: Scrooge McDuck (7), Glomgold (4), Launchpad (3), Magica DeSpell (2), Baggy (2), Fenton Crackshell (1), Bigtime (1)
And who are you, little lady?
I'm no lady, I'm Magica DeSpell, the most evil sorceress in the world, and Scrooge's worst enemy.
I'm sorry, but I'm Scrooge's worst enemy.
Ha! I'm twice the enemy you are. I hate him.
Well, I hate him more than you do!
Yeah? Well, I hate him more than ring-around-the-cauldron!
I hate him more than an I.R.S. audit in August!
I'll turn you into a tongue-tied tree toad, you old buzzard. I'm more evil than ten of you!
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Scrooge McDuck, you didn't pay for your rides on the ferris wheel, airplane, or water slide. You owe us two dollars and fifty-nine cents!
Just for three little rides? [sigh] I could've bought seven new hats for the price of this one! [double sigh]
Scroogie got hold of some kind of treasure map, and he's taking off with his nephews tomorrow for the Artichoke!
Not the Artichoke, idiot! The Arctic!
So? What's the difference?
The Arctic is an ocean and an artichoke is a vegetable, dimwit!
Boy, are you smart! It's no wonder they call you Bigtime around here!
They'll be calling you "Toothless" if you don't put me down!
I've signed a whopping million dollar contract to write a book on my space odyssey! I'll make even more on the movie rights!
Burst me bagpipes and tan me tartans! If it wasn't for me, you'd still be stuck on that miserable planet!
I'm a fair man... I'll give you a one-line mention in the book!
[when aliens steal his cuff links] Oh no, you don't! Not unless you've got eightteen quadrillion bucks! And FIFTY CENTS!
Trapezium can be synthesized out of almost anything! Trouble is, it's not usually worth the effort! You can pick 'em up for a nickel over in St. Canard! I know this screwy duck and his daughter over there...
Hold still, Magica! I get extra points for evil sorceress in this game!
Yipes! What do I do next? I'm no Launchpad! I can't fly!"
Geez! I ain't scrubbed so much since the reform school graduation dance!
Confound you, Launchpad! You knocked the top off another pyramid!
[gulp] Sorry, sir! At least now they're a matched set!
$6.17? You dragged me away from my nap just to collect a dinky sum like that?
[as Magica tries to steal his Number One Dime] Why, oh why couldn't that woman have a fetish for rutabagas, or something?
What's this world coming to when you'd rather watch TV than argue with your greatest enemy?
It's not nice to fire at a lady! And it's incredibly stupid to shoot at a witch!
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