DuckTales · Season 3, Episode 2
“Allowance Day” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Fenton Crackshell (5), Scrooge McDuck (2)
Fenton, it's Saturday! You were supposed to sign that lease extension yesterday!
That's what I don't understand, Mr. McDuck! I flew out here yesterday, but when I arrived, it was already tomorrow. Talk about your long flights!
Wait a minute. You did leave yesterday, which was Thursday. That means today should be Friday!
Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!
It's your last day, McDuck! For assaulting the president of the Banana Republic, I order you and your amigo here shot at high noon!
Is that high noon on Friday, or Saturday?
But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!
What's going on? High noon isn't for another hour!
I thought I would save you needless anguish by moving up the execution.
But, but I was just starting to enjoy my anguish!
Friends, Romans, and banana lovers! I regret that I have but one life to give to your ridiculous country!
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