Scrooge McDuck quotes from DuckTales

Bankjob

Hey! How come we gotta be the ones to stay behind and keep 'em busy?

Scrooge

Because you're too stupid to hook up Gyro's time tub!

Bankjob

All right, all right, just asking.

Scrooge

And to show his appreciation, old Scrooge McDuck is taking you all out to the finest hamburger stand in Duckburg!

Can we order fries?

Scrooge

You can even order hamburgers!

Scrooge

I... Webigail, I don't know what to say.

I know what you're trying to say, Mr. McDee. She was right, you were wrong. She was wise, you were a fool. [ticking off on his fingers] You were greedy, selfish, rude, a great big mean...

Scrooge

We get the idea, Launchpad!

Scrooge

[about re-hiring Duckworth] All in favor, say "yea!"

YAY!

Scrooge

The "yays" have it!

Scrooge

Easier than diving into my money bin!

Really? You gotta let me try that some time, Mr. McD.

Scrooge

No!

Right!

Scrooge

Ahh, I knew it. I *knew* it. I was never cut out to raise three boys. I've failed.

[come out shouldering sacks on poles] Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge

Lads?

We're leavin, Uncle Scrooge. Jus tlike you wanted.

Scrooge

Leavin'?

Yeah. You still wanna get rid of us, don't'cha?

Scrooge

Get rid of ya? Why, of *course* not. You're the apples o'my eye. I - I-I thought you wanted to get rid of *me*. You said I was an old fuddy-duddy...

We'd *never* say that, Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge

Why - Why, of *course* you wouldn't.

Doofus

I was afraid you were a big banana!

Or Commander Gander, terror of the universe!

[sticks his head out of the closet] Or the limo-monster.

Scrooge

[examining himself] Not last time I checked... Nope. I'm just a plain old filthy-rich duck who wants to know... WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?

It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are and is using them against us.

But who would know that much about us?

Uncle Scrooge!

Figured it out, did ya?! Well, my worst fears came true when I got YOU three little television-leaver-oners! I never wanted you here, but that no-good Donald dumped you on me. [tosses and breaks Donald's picture scaring the nephews] I've been doing all this to scare you out of my life!

B-but how could you do all those things?

I'm rich! I can do anything! [laughs evilly] And I'll be ever richer when you're out of here!

[crying] Uncle Scrooge!

Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore! [leaves]

THE GREAT ONE HAS CHOSEN! ALL HAIL SKOOGE!

Scrooge

That's Scrooge!

WHATEVER.

Skooge home?

Scrooge

No, Bubba, no home. Och, I'm starting to talk like him. Launchpad, how soon can we get back in the air?

It's in pretty deep, Mr. McDee. We're gonna need help.

Bubba help.

Scrooge

You've helped enough already. Boys, you stay here.

Bubba come?

Scrooge

No, Bubba stay. Launchpad come... Och, I'm starting to talk like him.

Scrooge

Gyro was right; Bubba's already costing me money! I've got to get him away from here. I know - you can take care of him!

But we gotta go to school!

Scrooge

Fine! Take 'im to school. Take 'im to the zoo. Take 'im to the cleaners! But just take 'im away from me!

Aw, what happened? Did you lose your key?

Scrooge

Has anyone ever told you you're a deceitful, lying vulture?

Aw, now you make me blush. But times a wasting! You owe me ten million dollars by noon tomorrow, or you can kiss your diamond mine goodbye! [his car speeds off]

Scrooge

Ohh, YOU...! YOU...!

Scrooge

CHAAAAAAARGE!

Scrooge

Bubba, I need to find a phone!

Phone?

[mimes back] Hewwo!

Scrooge

Never mind, just turn here.

Scrooge

Launchpad! You actually brought us down without crashing!

Oh, great! There goes my reputation!

Fenton

Together we can turn the financial world upside down!

Scrooge

Do you mind if we start with my clothes?