Louie quotes from DuckTales

Donald

Now, while I'm in the Navy, boys, you mind your Uncle Scrooge.

But he's so cheap!

Donald

Yeah. But he's family. Okay, Huey?

Yes, Uncle Donald.

Donald

No back talk, Dewey.

No, Uncle Donald.

Donald

Louie, be good. And no spitballs.

Uh, yes and no, Uncle Donald.

Donald

Oh, and one more thing. Gimmie a hug!

Oh, we're really gonna miss you, Uncle Donald!

Donald

Aw. And I'm gonna miss you too.

There's the ol' skinflint now!

Hey, what about my tip?

Scrooge

[takes three of the cheese cube samples out of his hat and tosses them to the driver] Here, chew on this!

Scrooge

Donald, you can't be serious about this crazy idea. There's no profit in it.

Donald

But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge. I wanna see the world!

Scrooge

So I'll buy you a globe.

Donald

[shaking his uncle's hand] I gotta go. Take care of my nephews.

Donald

Whoaoh!

Scrooge

But what have I done to deserve being saddled with these... eh, juveniles?

Donald

[waving from the boat, on which he and his duffel bag have landed on the Navy officer] You're the only one I trust, Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge

Lucky me.

Lucky us.

Scrooge

Eeh. Well, I guess we should head for home.

All right. I'll get a taxi.

Scrooge

[stopping Louie with his cane] Ah, no need for that. It's only a brisk, three-mile walk. And after that, we'll have a nutritious lunch of cheese!

Scrooge

You boys get out of here. I'll handle this.

[turning and saluting] No sir, Uncle Scrooge!

[saluting] We're all in this...

[saluting] ...together!

Scrooge

Good lads!

Scrooge!

Scrooge

Glomgold!

Los ninos!

That guy!

[about girls] Webby's making friends with penguins while Uncle Scrooge is lost in the snow.

You know, we could backtrack the walrus' trail and find your uncle.

Er...yeah! We were just gonna say that!

[to Huey] They must get smarter as they get older.

[on Scrooge] I think those Beagle Boys have finally driven him nutso.

Knock it off! Uncle Scrooge is perfectly sane!

Scrooge McDuck

[singsong] Yoo-hoo! Laddies! I've something to show you!

Right, no mental problems here.

Scrooge McDuck

[going crazy] No, no! Beagle Boys! Hide money! Win contests! Pretty fruit!

Snap out of it, Uncle Scrooge! We need you! [throws a wad of cash at Scrooge's head]

Scrooge McDuck

Thanks, Dewey. I needed that.

You're all right!

Scrooge McDuck

Yes, and I've figured out how to save my money from the Beagle Boys!

You do?

Scrooge McDuck

Yes! I'll give it to them!

Say what?

What are they doing to Unca Donald?

Scrooge

Whatever it is, it will be an improvement.

Unca Scrooge, what's wrong?

Scrooge

Those movie people called.

That's good.

Scrooge

But they can't repay me in cash.

That's bad.

Scrooge

So instead they're giving me Duckburg Studios.

That's GREAT!

Shadow took over, locked Magica in a closet! Free her!

Scrooge

Free that-that-that WITCH?! Never! It serves her right! She can stay locked in 'til Doomsday and it would be just ducky with me.

But if she gets rid of that shadow...

We can't keep these lights on forever.

Think of the electric bill.

Scrooge

You have a point. Okay, let's go.

It sure is dark in here.

I wonder where the light switch is.

Hey, I found a candle!

Anybody got a match? [The "ghost" lights it for them.]

T-t-thank you. Now we know which way to run.

YAAAAH!

Wonder where this goes.

Scrooge

Looks like it goes around the corner. [they go through a tunnel and the fire touches his fingers; yelps as the light goes out] Curse me kilts! That was my last one!

Hey. What's this? [pulls a string and turns on a lightbulb]

Looks like a lightbulb.

Scrooge

Good work, lads.

You guys gotta think positive!

But, Launchpad, Webby's lost, Unca Scrooge is lost, we're lost...

...and there's a monster in these caves trying to get 'em.

C'mon! There must be something positive about all this.

If we don't keep moving, we're going to freeze to death.

There you go!... You gotta keep a stiff upper lip, Louie.

That's easy. It's frozen.

Look! We know Unca Scrooge didn't steal that painting, right?

Yeah! He only likes little paintings of presidents. The ones on dollar bills.

[frustrated] Gadget man! Gadget man! That's all anyone thinks I am! "Do this, Mr. Gadget Man, do that, Mr. Gadget Man!" I'm not a machine! I just fix them!

I think we came at a bad time.

Hi, boys. What can I do for you three?

Uh… Nothing, Gyro. We just came by to say hi. [he and Dewey glare at Huey]

Yeah, hi!

Isn't that my automatic painting machine?