Scrooge McDuck quotes from DuckTales

Scrooge

Why no marshmallows in my hot chocolate?

[clears throat] It's inefficient, sir.

Scrooge

Efficiency has its place but NOT in my hot chocolate.

Scrooge

No battery-operated tin can dictator is going to stop me!

Nothing can stop him!

I have to rebuild half the city, and I can't use my robots!

Scrooge

McDuck Construction will be glad to handle the job for you.

How much will that cost?!

Scrooge

How much you got?

Scrooge McDuck, you're a low-down ruthless rat!

Scrooge

What can I say, Flintheart? You bring out the best in me.

It's a shadow thief!

Scrooge

After him! Er.. her! Er.. it!

Shadow took over, locked Magica in a closet! Free her!

Scrooge

Free that-that-that WITCH?! Never! It serves her right! She can stay locked in 'til Doomsday and it would be just ducky with me.

But if she gets rid of that shadow...

We can't keep these lights on forever.

Think of the electric bill.

Scrooge

You have a point. Okay, let's go.

Scrooge

Still a cheater, eh, Glomgold?

I look at it this way: Why not?

How did two camel humps like you become part of the finest harem in the land?

Scrooge

2-for-1 sale?

[after telling a long story] Hurry! They're asleep!

Scrooge

[sarcastic] Oh, I can't imagine why.

Wonder where this goes.

Scrooge

Looks like it goes around the corner. [they go through a tunnel and the fire touches his fingers; yelps as the light goes out] Curse me kilts! That was my last one!

Hey. What's this? [pulls a string and turns on a lightbulb]

Looks like a lightbulb.

Scrooge

Good work, lads.

You're so smart, Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge

Thanks, darling. And wasn't it smart of you to notice?

Scrooge

[wins] Next. [wins] Next. [wins] Next.

[rubbing his hand] How'd you get so strong, McDuck?

Scrooge

By lifting moneybags.

I lifted some moneybags once... right before they threw me in here.

Surprise, Mr. McD!

Scrooge

[happily] Launchpad, you're alive! [raises his cane] I'M GOIN' TA KILL YOU!

Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge

[waking up from his nightmare] Huh? What?

You were having a nightmare in the middle of the day!

Scrooge

Aye! And what a horrible, uh, daymare it was, darling.

What were you dreaming about, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge

Earthquakes. There was another one yesterday.

But none of them were anywhere near Duckburg.

Scrooge

They were in my dream, under my money bin, to be exact.

Aw, dreams don't mean anything, Uncle Scrooge, unless they come true.

Scrooge

Aye, and that's why I have Gyro Gearloose dreaming up some safety measures.

[giving him massive jewels] Is it a deal, Mr. McDuck?

Scrooge

It's a deal.

Don't worry. Launchpad taught us everything he knows about flying.

Scrooge

Now I'm worried.