DuckTales · Season 1, Episode 59
Oh, boys! Aren't you forgetting something?
Our teacher, Mrs. Quackenbush!
You didn't do your homework, boys- and you know how I hate that!
[the nephews scream]
Whose idea was it not to do our homework?
Yours!
Whose idea was it to listen to my idea?
Ahh, I knew it. I *knew* it. I was never cut out to raise three boys. I've failed.
[covers his face and sobs]
[come out shouldering sacks on poles] Uncle Scrooge?
Lads?
We're leavin, Uncle Scrooge. Jus tlike you wanted.
Leavin'?
Yeah. You still wanna get rid of us, don't'cha?
Get rid of ya? Why, of *course* not. You're the apples o'my eye. I - I-I thought you wanted to get rid of *me*. You said I was an old fuddy-duddy...
[looks away]
We'd *never* say that, Uncle Scrooge.
[they run to each other and hug]
Why - Why, of *course* you wouldn't.
I was afraid you were a big banana!
Or Commander Gander, terror of the universe!
[sticks his head out of the closet] Or the limo-monster.
[examining himself] Not last time I checked... Nope. I'm just a plain old filthy-rich duck who wants to know... WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?
It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are and is using them against us.
But who would know that much about us?
[The door swings open, and evil version of Uncle Scrooge stands before them]
Uncle Scrooge!
Figured it out, did ya?! Well, my worst fears came true when I got YOU three little television-leaver-oners! I never wanted you here, but that no-good Donald dumped you on me. [tosses and breaks Donald's picture scaring the nephews] I've been doing all this to scare you out of my life!
B-but how could you do all those things?
I'm rich! I can do anything! [laughs evilly] And I'll be ever richer when you're out of here!
[crying] Uncle Scrooge!
Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore! [leaves]
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