A character in DuckTales
Played by Alan Young
DuckTales · 185 quotes
Most-quoted character in DuckTales: in 89 of its 185 quotes
Most scenes with: Huey (14), Louie (14), Dewey (13)
Big rubble, no trouble! Gyro tells me you need a pilot for an experimental plane.
ScroogeWhat I need is my head examined.
Don't worry, Mr. McD. If it's got wings, I can crash it.
ScroogeI hope my medical insurance is paid up.
[After crashing the carrier into a river]
We're caught in the current!
ScroogeLooks like your runway is running away with us. Let's get back into the sky!
Don't worry. When the going gets tough, the harder they fall.
[on Scrooge] I think those Beagle Boys have finally driven him nutso.
Knock it off! Uncle Scrooge is perfectly sane!
Scrooge McDuck[singsong] Yoo-hoo! Laddies! I've something to show you!
[They enter the bin, and see Scrooge has rigged a giant artillery cannon to the door.]
Right, no mental problems here.
Scrooge McDuck[going crazy] No, no! Beagle Boys! Hide money! Win contests! Pretty fruit!
Snap out of it, Uncle Scrooge! We need you! [throws a wad of cash at Scrooge's head]
Scrooge McDuckThanks, Dewey. I needed that.
You're all right!
Scrooge McDuckYes, and I've figured out how to save my money from the Beagle Boys!
You do?
Scrooge McDuckYes! I'll give it to them!
Say what?
Scrooge[upon hearing that one of his cargo boats has vanished] A sea monster ate my ice cream! [he continues to shout this again and again as he flails crazily on the breakfast table]
That must've been some ice cream.
[holding down Scrooge] No, you don't understand! This wasn't ice cream! This was half his fortune!
[The ducks are imprisoned in an undersea city.]
Say, why don't we find ourselves some spoons and dig our way out of here?
ScroogeLaunchpad, how did you ever manage to survive childhood?
ScroogeThey didna pop! The balloons didna pop!
Steel velvet.
ScroogeGyro! Sometimes I'm almost tempted to give you a raise!
Why, thanks, Mr. McDuck...! I think.
ScroogeOh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
What are they doing to Unca Donald?
ScroogeWhatever it is, it will be an improvement.
Unca Scrooge, what's wrong?
ScroogeThose movie people called.
That's good.
ScroogeBut they can't repay me in cash.
That's bad.
ScroogeSo instead they're giving me Duckburg Studios.
That's GREAT!
ScroogeIf Duckburg studios is going to survive, Major Courage is going to need a major overhaul.
Uh... How major?
ScroogeMajor major, Major.
[The Phoenix "set" takes off through the roof of the studio.]
ScroogeWhat did you do?
Well, you said, "make it as real as I could," so I did.
ScroogeHurry! We've got to warn them!
[in a fury, he smashes the instrument panel with his cane]
ScroogeWhat's the matter? Don't we have a radio?!
Well, yes... and no.
ScroogeI'm warning you, Courage! Turn that ship around and get my nephews, or you'll never work in this town again!
Forget it, McDuck! Remember, I've got a five-year contract.
ScroogeYOU...! YOU...!
[he raises his cane, Gyro grabs it]
Not the radio!
[The Cronk ship closes in on the Phoenix.]
ScroogeThere goes the picture again!
Please, allow me.
[He takes Scrooge's cane and smashes the radio.]
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