[talking to Doofus during a ransom call] Did they hurt you?
[crying] They tortured me, Launchpad! They ate my pancakes!
[under his breath] Those rats!
“Hero for Hire” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Launchpad (4), Scrooge McDuck (1), Babyface (1), Doofus (1)
[Launchpad decides not to tell the police anything after receiving a threatening phone call from the Beagle Boys]
JJudge
Now what were you here about, son?
[quickly and nervously] I just wanted to tell you a joke: I knew a burglar who was so successful, he stopped makin' house calls. A yuk-yuk. [hurries away]
JJudge
Yuck is right.
[to Ma Beagle] I'm lookin' for my friend Doofus, chubby little kid, about the size of this lamp. [motions to Doofus, who is tied up with a lampshade on his head]
[after he, Bankjob, and Bugle go flying out of Ma Beagle's car and into a paddy wagon] See what happens when you don't wear your seat belts?
Surprise, Mr. McD!
[happily] Launchpad, you're alive! [raises his cane] I'M GOIN' TA KILL YOU!
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