Scrooge[Getting out of bed] Time to make like interest rates and rise.
A character in DuckTales
Played by Alan Young
DuckTales · 185 quotes
Most-quoted character in DuckTales: in 89 of its 185 quotes
Most scenes with: Huey (14), Louie (14), Dewey (13)
Scrooge[Getting out of bed] Time to make like interest rates and rise.
ScroogeAlways be ready for surprises when you work for Scrooge McDuck! Got it, Beaver?
ScroogeWell, you're no-good, low-down degenerates who belong behind bars, but... keep up the good work!
ScroogeMe Wallet! Stop that thief! Don't let that sneak get away! Dijon!
ScroogeI'm allergic to money, you know. All I have to do is touch it and I break out into a rash of cash!
ScroogeThere's one mite missing! It could multiply!
ScroogeWaiter! There's an airplane in my soup!
Scrooge[when aliens steal his cuff links] Oh no, you don't! Not unless you've got eightteen quadrillion bucks! And FIFTY CENTS!
ScroogeHold still, Magica! I get extra points for evil sorceress in this game!
Scrooge[as Magica tries to steal his Number One Dime] Why, oh why couldn't that woman have a fetish for rutabagas, or something?
ScroogeYou let us go right now or I'm going to buy this place and tear it down to build hamburger stands!
Now, while I'm in the Navy, boys, you mind your Uncle Scrooge.
But he's so cheap!
Yeah. But he's family. Okay, Huey?
Yes, Uncle Donald.
No back talk, Dewey.
No, Uncle Donald.
Louie, be good. And no spitballs.
Uh, yes and no, Uncle Donald.
Oh, and one more thing. Gimmie a hug!
[The nephews do so.]
Oh, we're really gonna miss you, Uncle Donald!
Aw. And I'm gonna miss you too.
There's the ol' skinflint now!
Scrooge: [to the cab driver] There's yer two dollars, ya mercenary!
Hey, what about my tip?
Scrooge[takes three of the cheese cube samples out of his hat and tosses them to the driver] Here, chew on this!
ScroogeDonald, you can't be serious about this crazy idea. There's no profit in it.
But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge. I wanna see the world!
ScroogeSo I'll buy you a globe.
[shaking his uncle's hand] I gotta go. Take care of my nephews.
[Donald grabs his duffel bag and prepares to toss it on to the boat that's taking him onto the Navy carrier he'll be serving on. However, he throws too hard and ends up being tossed onto the boat with it.]
Whoaoh!
ScroogeBut what have I done to deserve being saddled with these... eh, juveniles?
[waving from the boat, on which he and his duffel bag have landed on the Navy officer] You're the only one I trust, Uncle Scrooge.
ScroogeLucky me.
Lucky us.
ScroogeEeh. Well, I guess we should head for home.
All right. I'll get a taxi.
Scrooge[stopping Louie with his cane] Ah, no need for that. It's only a brisk, three-mile walk. And after that, we'll have a nutritious lunch of cheese!
[The nephews look at each and shrug, then grab their bags.]
[The Beagle Boys have followed the nephews to Scrooge's candy factory]
ScroogeYou boys get out of here. I'll handle this.
[turning and saluting] No sir, Uncle Scrooge!
[saluting] We're all in this...
[saluting] ...together!
ScroogeGood lads!
[Surprising each other while searching for the treasure ship]
Scrooge!
ScroogeGlomgold!
Los ninos!
That guy!
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